Ana Anna Louise Bartum
A podcaster on the Call Your Daddy network whose show 'Hungover' consists entirely of social media clips.
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10The Probiotic Cheeto Method
Ana Anna Louise Bartum describes her disgusting habit of hiding her daily probiotic inside a Cheeto puff to trick herself into taking it.
"Every single morning when I take my probiotic, I have to stick it in a Cheeto puff."
"Like a fucking dog."
"I have to like tell myself like this isn't a pill that's going to help you. This is a Cheeto puff."
The 'Oldcoming' Credit Trend
Sarah Martin explains her 'oldcoming' credits on King of Queens, a new industry trend of framing decades-old guest spots as upcoming momentum.
"I have an oldcoming co-star on King of Queens."
"We're trying to make old credits like have momentum."
The Podcast That Is Only Clips
Ana Anna Louise Bartum reveals her podcast 'Hungover' consists exclusively of 30-second clips written specifically for social media with no full episodes.
"We actually exclusively do clips. There's no actual podcast."
"We write the clips, we show up, and we do like 30 seconds and like that's the podcast."
Drinking Solids and Ingluedive Eating
The panel discusses bizarre dietary habits, including 'drinking solids' and 'ingluedive eating,' which involves pouring glue into food to discourage eating, framed as a sister to intuitive eating.
"I don't drink solids. I try and stick to liquids."
"You pour glue in your food."
Succession Season 5 Audition Sides
The actors run through 'sides' for the role of Shiv Roy's daughter in a fictional new season of Succession, featuring dramatic vapes and intense head-tilting acting techniques.
"God, the market's down. Honey, how was school?"
"Mom, finance is not your dream. It's mine."
The Legend of Jake Coltrain and the 24-Year-Old Identity Crisis
The panel discusses their friend Jake Coltrain, a 'silly boy' who does British accents. Sarah Martin has an emotional breakdown over the weight of being 24 and having a sister.
"24 is not 23. It's literally like, can I be two things plus an older sister?"
"Jake is a little bit weirder than all of our other friends. He's like super silly."
The Great Root Reveal and the Piss and Swine of Hollywood
Sarah's roots showing triggers a massive ungrateful meltdown. The panel demands a 'cotton tissue' from a production assistant while insulting their IMDb Pro usage.
"Get your dirty ass long fingernails off of IMDb Pro and go to a CVS and get her some tissues."
"The world is full of piss and swine."
The Final Twist: Bailey Rose Anderson was Jake Coltrain All Along
Bailey removes her wig to reveal she is actually Jake Coltrain, the 'silly boy' mentioned earlier. The other actresses are repulsed by the presence of an improv comedian.
"It's me, Jake Coltrain. The guy who did the chip joke."
"If this is what improv is, I want nothing to do with it."
The Invisible Injury of Blisters
Marley Serena breaks down in tears over the trauma of wearing character shoes, leading to a discussion about the nonprofit 'Blisters of Mothers and Women' (BMW) and fake statistics about blister suffering.
"BMW is like we are fighting that every single day."
The Beautiful People Roundtable
The hosts introduce a panel of exceptionally beautiful actors to discuss the unique challenges of being gorgeous in the entertainment industry.
"Beautiful people make up a very small percentage of the world, but today they'll be 100% of our panelists."