April Shaun
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The Pride Adjustment and Practical Transformers
Champ Sergeant describes his gruesome injuries from a railroad spike and the lack of 'pride adjustments' in modern stunt work. Trev 'Big T' Dinkle claims Michael Bay's Transformers are entirely practical, including the robots.
"I go through eight shirts a day. I'm always oozing something."
"So when the cars are turning into robots and stuff? That's all practical."
"Michael Bay, the Bay guy, he loves T, which is me."
Rush Hour 2 Mattress Mishap
Curtis Suzuki explains how he ruined a high-stakes explosion shot in Rush Hour 2 by accidentally landing safely on Tempur-Pedic mattresses instead of being 'shredded' as intended.
"It sent me straight down a hallway into just a room filled with Tempur-Pedic mattresses."
"I signed something that said I'm okay with it. I'm good to die for a film."
The Jaws Ride Lawsuit and Audition
Curtis Suzuki details his origin story: sneaking onto the Universal Studios lot and getting sucked into the Jaws ride machinery, which he leveraged into a stunt audition during the subsequent lawsuit.
"I thought the shark ate me. I didn't know that shark machine had a suction to it."
"I was going to get I don't know 20 million dollars but I was like get me an audition."
The Petite Window Slide Stunt
April Shaun describes a hyper-specific stunt involving sliding through a partially open car window, driving into the ocean, and sliding back out.
"I make my body so petite I go through the window."
"I'll pitch that to the movie Kid Heist."
Quantum Bullets and the Oldest Man Alive
Curtis reveals he stole a quantum camera and replaced it with a peach cobbler crumb, while Champ Sergeant admits he is 123 years old and wants to die in Avatar.
"I replaced it with a crumb... the crust of a peach cobbler."
"I'm 123, I'm the oldest man alive."
The Great Stunt Escape
A gunman interrupts the podcast, prompting the performers to use their 'stunts'—including space parkour and being shot out of a gun—to escape the studio.
"We should use our stunts to get them out of here!"
"Put me in your gun!"
The Slippery Cheeto Incident
April Shaun recounts a dangerous stunt on Diary of a Wimpy Kid where she had to land on a moving bus while covered in viscous Cheeto dust.
Roundtable Roll-Call: The Unsung Heroes of Stunts
The panel introduces themselves, featuring a specialist in germaphobe handshakes, a performer who only plays children, and a man whose face was permanently flipped upside down by doctors.
"I primarily specialize in doing handshake stunts for Hollywood's germaphobes."
"They just had to take my whole forehead and flip it upside down."
"I'm petite and I won't let you forget it."