BeautyBooty45
A beauty influencer who used child labor and did three years of blackface.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
7BeautyBooty45's Militarized Fanbase
BeautyBooty45 discusses his fan army, the 'Booty Holes,' and addresses conspiracy theories that his makeup tutorials are actually covert military training for a brainwashed militia designed to knife his Twitter haters.
"The New Yorker just called you hot Charlie Manson, right?"
"Sometimes some tweets hurt, and you need to go to their house and knife them to death."
"I decided I needed to teach them and give them their little camouflage uniforms."
The Art of the Apology Face
The panel compares their signature 'apology faces' used in their respective cancellation videos, ranging from BeautyBooty45's intimidating lip-kit plug to Ty Crawford's horse-like Boomerang expression.
"You want to seem like you're sorry but then also want them to fear you still."
"It does kind of look like a horse eating an apple when you do that face."
"I am so sorry, but what you've heard are lies."
January 6th Get Ready With Me
BeautyBooty45 reminisces about his viral 'Get Ready With Me' video filmed during the Capitol riot, where he allegedly stole a stapler and flirted with processing lawyers.
"My favorite video would probably have to be my January 6th get ready with me."
"I got a really nice bruise from it but you know, I turned it into a blush kit."
The Geisha Pivot and Final Confessions
BeautyBooty45 reveals his new 'Geisha' phase to conquer the Japanese market, while Ty Crawford finally admits she is going to jail for the horse incident.
"Now that apparently blackface is out of the question, it's time to really conquer the Japanese market."
"After this I am going to jail for fucking a horse."
Dan Blast: The COVID Prankster
Dan Blast introduces himself as a prankster who was cancelled after infecting 500 people at a convention center while pranking them with COVID-19.
"I technically infected 500 people because I pranked a convention center."
BeautyBooty45's Boss Bitch Apology
Beauty influencer BeautyBooty45 explains her cancellation involving accidental child labor and the death of four dogs, framing it as 'boss bitching.'
"Oopsy doopsy, accidentally enforced child labor to make my makeup brushes."
Freddy's Drone Apology and the Myrtle Scandal
Freddy admits to hiding behind his children for content and addresses the scandal that got him kicked out of the boy group 'Four Dudes Who Do Stuff': cheating on his wife, Myrtle, with Miranda Lambert at the Kids' Choice Awards.
"I made the kids say sorry with their bodies on the ground and then I stood above it."