Brenda (Yellow Wiggle)
the yellow Wiggle and owner of Wabadoodle Weed.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
6Brenda the Yellow Wiggle's Edible Ravioli Dispensary
Brenda, the Yellow Wiggle, reveals her side hustle: 'Wobadoodle Weed,' a dispensary specializing in shelf-stable weed ravioli and sleeping bags.
"I'm a Wiggle by day, a stoner by night."
"It's not cheese, it's just weed."
"I'm on the precipice of maybe a huge culture war in the Wiggles."
The 'Girls and Weed' Collaborative Anthem
The group discovers the perfect brand synergy in the phrase 'Girls and Weed,' leading to a high-energy musical number featuring a Wiggles verse, a country bridge, and a problematic rap verse from Sammy Doody.
"Girls and weed, we're smoking together!"
"I just applied for so many zoning permits you have no idea."
"If I remember saying suck these nuts, feel these nuts, I'm stressed out."
Soho House for Girls: Handcuffs and CEO Chorus
The Soho House for Girls Girlie explains that men are allowed in her club but must be handcuffed to a female member. The club features wallpaper TVs playing interviews with female CEOs at full volume to overwhelm guests.
"Men are handcuffed to the girl."
"We want you to be overwhelmed with the chorus of female opportunity."
The Duty Lab's Culinary Crossovers
The panel pitches increasingly disgusting food crossovers, including a Twizzler Ragu meatball sandwich and an Italian sub encased in a giant M&M, while Sammy Doody claims his kitchen is located under a Chinese restaurant.
"What if the M&M was big and it encased an Italian sub?"
"We're in the lab man, we're in the Duty Lab."
Bryant Brake's Epstein Island Go-Kart Track
Bryant Brake reveals he bought 14 islands, including the Epstein Island, which he plans to 'cleanse' and turn into the world's largest go-kart track.
"It's going to become the world's largest go-kart island."
"I got a big deal on the Epstein Island."
The HR Nightmare Email Chain
The panel receives simultaneous emails detailing the collapse of their ventures: salmonella outbreaks, server injuries involving rubber boots, and Brenda's illegal contact with non-Wiggles.
"Every single item of my food gives people salmonella."
"I'm contractually not allowed to get emails. I'm not supposed to be talked to by anybody but the Wiggles."