Chapel Scott
voice of The Scary, Scary, Ugly, DemonCow
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10The Prop Master's Murderous Inventory
Gloria Squink reveals that many of her props were actually used as murder weapons during the production, including a tie-dye t-shirt and a chainsaw.
"14 people died during the making of this movie."
"They're finding all of your props in these people's bodies."
"Some people were strangled with a tie-dye T-shirt."
Alibis and Confessions 'Just for Funsies'
The group attempts to establish alibis for the various on-set murders, using the legal loophole that anything said 'just for funsies' cannot be used as a confession in court.
"Nothing for fun can be used for crime."
"I once robbed a bank just for funsies when I was in my very early 20s."
"It doesn't count as a confession if it's in an icebreaker exercise."
Carol's Accidental Murder Confession
While attempting to role-play a hypothetical scenario, Carol accidentally describes the exact details of how he murdered a crew member with a heavy boom mic knife.
"That knife was too heavy on that boom mic."
"Oh shit, she's still alive. Just hit it again."
"That's how I spent one of the murders."
In Memoriam: The YouTube Birth Video
The survivors watch a low-budget memorial video they made at the 'birth of YouTube' for the crew members who died during the production of Farmhouse.
"We came back at the birth of YouTube and we made this video."
"Spencer Davidson, pyrotechnics."
"Happy Birthday YouTube!"
The Final Murder Confessions
As the podcast ends, the panelists casually admit to various murders on set, including the death of the man in the snowman suit, before deciding to kill the studio staff.
"I did chop up that girl."
"It was me who put Sean in the snowman suit."
"We have to kill the people running this podcast studio now."
The Pinball Machine Easter Egg Obsession
Dan Dallas reveals his directorial signature: placing a pinball machine in every shot, even on a desolate dock during a town-wide blackout.
"It was the Baywatch machine, but the thing about it was a blackout throughout the whole town."
"I'd say it's more of like a goose egg or a dinosaur egg because it's very obvious."
Smurf-Face and the Snowman Murder
Jon Duggery discusses his role as 'The Bad Guy' which required layers of blue tree sap paint, while the group clarifies that a crew member's death was initially reported as an 'inflatable snowman falling apart'.
"We kept referring to it as this inflatable snowman that fell apart when in fact it was a human being."
"That tree sap smelled like a cat's vagina."
The Voice of the Demon Cow
Chapel Scott reveals she was the live on-set voice of the 'Scary Ugly Demon Cow', often screaming while riding on the boom operator's shoulders to achieve the right sound quality.
"I'm the voice of the scary scary ugly demon cow in Farmhouse."
"I think Lars von Trier absolutely ripped off Farmhouse 3."
The Baha Men Wardrobe Malfunction
Gemma Guitar recounts a 2000s halftime show where the Baha Men, high on mushrooms, accidentally ripped her top off while trying to save her from imaginary spiders on her breasts.
"Me and the Baha Men are crystal cool."
"Thank God they were doing mushrooms."
The Cast and Crew of Farmhouse 4 Reunite
The survivors of the 80s slasher film 'Farmhouse 4' gather to discuss the healing process and the bizarre tragedies that occurred during production.
"Grab your friends, grab your pitchforks, and let's listen in."