Clint Dirty
A high-energy YouTuber whose assistants frequently die during his videos.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
6BeautyBooty45's Militarized Fanbase
BeautyBooty45 discusses his fan army, the 'Booty Holes,' and addresses conspiracy theories that his makeup tutorials are actually covert military training for a brainwashed militia designed to knife his Twitter haters.
"The New Yorker just called you hot Charlie Manson, right?"
"Sometimes some tweets hurt, and you need to go to their house and knife them to death."
"I decided I needed to teach them and give them their little camouflage uniforms."
The Children's Hospital Prank Gone Wrong
Clint Dirty recounts a failed attempt to save face by touring a children's hospital while unknowingly infected with RSV. He also debuts his 'funny girl' character, Missy Le Bitch, which requires a towel to be recognizable.
"It turns out that I gave a bunch of sick children in a children's hospital RSV."
"If I'm not wearing a towel on my head, you don't know that I'm playing a girl."
"The kids weren't even happy to see me, they were so scared that they were going to get a water thrown in their face."
The Art of the Apology Face
The panel compares their signature 'apology faces' used in their respective cancellation videos, ranging from BeautyBooty45's intimidating lip-kit plug to Ty Crawford's horse-like Boomerang expression.
"You want to seem like you're sorry but then also want them to fear you still."
"It does kind of look like a horse eating an apple when you do that face."
"I am so sorry, but what you've heard are lies."
Tidal Wave Real and Space Slime
Dan Blast pitches a $100 million tsunami stunt involving Poseidon the DJ, while Clint Dirty plans to slime astronauts on the International Space Station.
"We have spent over $100 million to shake the Earth in such a way that creates a tsunami."
"I am actually going to be the first person to perform a prank in space."
Clint Dirty's Assistant Mortality Rate
Clint Dirty discusses his transition to TikTok and Snapchat after being flagged for videos where his assistants frequently die or get crushed by garbage trucks.
"What is YouTube if I can't put my assistant in a garbage can and then let him be picked up by the garbage machine?"
Welcome to Cancelled-a-Clock
The hosts introduce a special 'process talk' episode featuring five YouTubers who have been famously cancelled for their controversial actions.
"What's that sound? It's cancelled-a-clock."