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Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The ShamWow Movie: Bisexual Panic and Squatters' Rights
The Scottsdale Brothers reveal they live in a shed next to the ShamWow guy and are producing a film where a 'SheWow' and 'Scrub Daddy' cause bisexual audiences to panic. They distance themselves from Vince Offer's legal troubles.
"It's just a pink towel with some googly eyes."
"We live in a shed next door to his house. We are technically neighbors by squatters' rights."
"I wouldn't say we sat outside of his house as much as we live outside of his house."
"If they sploosh on those seats, we've got some ShamWows to dry it up."
Soccer Boppers: A One-Shot Metaphor for Religious Loss
Margaret and Dale pitch their film 'Soccer Boppers', a one-shot, one-location movie about two Christian boys fighting to the death, which they claim is a deep metaphor for losing religion.
"It's really a metaphor for people losing their religion."
"The movie is more fun than a pillow fight."
"I know you are, but what am I?"
The Soccer Bopper Power Couple
Margaret and Dale, a married couple who produced the Soccer Boppers movie, reveal their passive-aggressive relationship and history as high school sweethearts.
"Excuse me Margaret for offending you yet again with my presence."
"We were both voted Class Clown."
The Soccer Bopper vs. Socker Bopper Mandela Effect
The panel debates the true name of the inflatable boxing toy, leading to a reveal that Margaret and Dale produced their entire film over Skype and Zoom without ever being in the same room.
"I'm having a Mandela thing happen where now it's been revealed to me that they're actually Soccer Boppers."
"Nelson Mandela was behind this."
The Cameo Casting Crisis
The filmmakers discuss using the Cameo app to cast Billy Crystal and Lizzo. They debate how to edit around Lizzo's legal allegations in a one-shot film without violating the artistic form.
"I want to green screen her Cameo into another person's Cameo, maybe a dog."
"Any interpolation of the form is a violation of the one-shot and I will have to commit suicide."
Media Training by the Ghost of LBJ
The Scottsdale brothers reveal they were media trained by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson via WatchMojo top 10 videos after a Caprice Sun-induced seance.
"We were trained by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson for 24 hours."
"He showed up in our place and said guys I got nothing to say just watch this."
The Vlogging War of Dale and Hester
Dale and Hester describe their toxic YouTube channel where they edit each other to look sickly or crossfade each other out mid-sentence.
"I fuck with the opacity and I put a white layer behind her and it just makes her look kind of sickly."
"I'm gonna punch you off of a building."
The Slap Chop Horror Sequel
The group wraps up by pitching a horror movie featuring the Slap Chop that defends the patriarchy, while the Scottsdale brothers mistake a dog for LBJ's ghost.
"I started writing a horror movie featuring the Slap Chop."