Daniel Rocky
A competitive storyteller since age three and self-proclaimed insomniac who looks like Mike TV.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10The Branded Story Challenge
Trey Mount challenges the panel to tell 'branded stories' where the product is hidden deep within a narrative, leading to a series of increasingly absurd and inappropriate commercial pitches.
"I told a story about hot Cheetos."
"I like to hide my branded stories pretty deep."
"If you could do a good job, you'll just sell the product on its own."
Daniel Rocky's Dasani Titanic
Daniel Rocky performs a bizarre, high-energy bit involving the Titanic, a dishonest child named Rocky, and a flying boat, eventually revealing it as a branded story for Dasani water.
"Titanic's flying away now."
"Rocky, stop being dishonest!"
"I didn't know the Titanic was flooded with Dasani water."
The Cardigan Metaphor and the French Reveal
Maria Liza Basket takes an agonizingly long time to reveal her name, using a convoluted metaphor about pulling a cardigan sleeve out from under a bed to describe her journey to Paris.
"I was never good at French."
"Sometimes you have to pull it to get to where you need."
Daniel Rocky's Insomniac Line-Walking
Daniel Rocky claims to 'walk the line' of redemption and reveals she is an insomniac who only drinks Monster Energy, leading to a breakdown about her mother's 'mountain of menopause.'
"Before a storyteller, I'm an insomniac."
"Mom's climbing the mountain of menopause."
The Storytellers Struggle to Remember Eminem Lyrics
The panel attempts to recite 'Lose Yourself' by Eminem, leading to a pretentious discussion about the 'meme' of storytellers forgetting lyrics and a visual gag involving hand gestures to represent spaghetti.
"Would you mind reciting M&M's Lose Yourself just a little bit?"
"Thank god we had the second hand to visualize the spaghetti."
Maria Liza Basket's Tragic Axe-Throwing Love Story
Maria Liza Basket tells a convoluted story about falling in love at an axe-throwing bar while mourning her father, involving a confusing timeline of marbles, airports, and hospitals.
"I had seven marbles left in my purse. Marbles from his game of mankala."
"Sometimes you have to fall before you can know."
Eugene Capone's Piss-Kink Discovery
Eugene discusses his 'brave' zine about meeting a man with a piss kink, leading to a debate on whether biological discoveries regarding the flavor of urine are inherently humorous or just sexuality.
"Me pissing on another man is not funny. It's just sexuality."
"Watermelon Powerade makes my piss taste different than milk."
Daniel Rocky's Uncanny Trolley Story
Daniel Rocky performs a dramatic storytelling piece called 'The Trolley Story,' utilizing strange, high-pitched voices to describe the experience of watching too much television.
"Get up, Junior. The trolley's here."
"You are like the Larry David of storytelling."
The Moth Merch Hierarchy
The storytellers bicker over the prestige of various pieces of 'The Moth' merchandise, specifically the hierarchy between the crew neck sweatshirt and the elusive zip-up fleece.
"The zip-up fleece is not earned by the amount of times. It's the amount of worthwhile time."
The Art of the Storyteller Introduction
The panel of 'storytellers' introduces themselves with extreme pretension, using abstract metaphors about disco balls and point A to point B to establish their self-importance in the industry.
"We're all looking at the same disco ball but from different beams of light."
"I don't tell stories, I tell life."