"composer from the band "42 and Fighting""
The panel of Hollywood music composers introduces themselves, ranging from movie veterans to a blackballed commercial writer and Hans Zimmer's 14-year-old son.
"My name is Karl-Heinz Stott. I am a movie composer."
"I'm Trisha Johnson, and I am a music composer for commercials. Or at least I was, I've been blackballed."
"I'm Diego Zimmer, Hans Zimmer's son. Excited to be here."
Harlem Shake explains that he is the 'voice' of movie scores, having sued the producers of Die Hard to ensure he gets paid $20k for every movie released, regardless of whether they use his vocalized theme songs.
"I made the Die Hard song that's... Die Hard, Die Hard, Bruce Willis crawling through the vent."
"I sued them and now I have to make the song for every movie. They pay me for it but they don't have to use it."
Harlem Shake reveals she writes a song for every movie released, earning 20k per track even if they aren't used. She demonstrates her rejected themes for The Avengers and Girls Gone Wild.
"Think of every movie you've ever seen and then times that by 20k."
Harlem Shake describes her chaotic process of receiving anonymous, rushed phone calls from supermarkets and interpreting movie plots based on drawings of penises sent in the mail.