Dank Pringle
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10The Raw Fish and Mouth Sounds Podcast
Dank Pringle describes his podcast's unique niche: reviewing raw sashimi while emphasizing wet mouth sounds and occasionally discussing his sexual conquests.
"It is a raw sashimi and fish podcast."
"I like you keep all the mouth sounds in."
"Sometimes I also talk about chicks I banged but just a small it's like a mini-sod."
The Bobby Flay Tape and the Newport Boat Fight
The group discusses a scandalous 'Flay Tape' hidden in a safe and a massive falling out between Dank and his co-host Trey Sledge involving Newport boat parties.
"I heard there's a Flay tape bopping around the studio."
"He said the Flay tape could have been him being like really racist."
"My dad has a boat in Newport and so like he goes to party at the boat all the time."
The Viral 'Boys in the House' Era
Rain Horndog reminisces about his viral Vine fame and the 'Boys in the House' content mansion, which ended after a spray-on cheese party and a mailman incident.
"We all moved into a house together and it was called Boys in the House."
"You tried to fill your entire house with spray-on cheese."
"We told him the mailbox was at the bottom of the pool."
Martha Stewart's 'Shit It or Hit It' Game
Bill Moore recounts a disastrous interview with Martha Stewart where a game of 'Shit It or Hit It' led to Martha lassoing a producer with a microphone cable.
"We played 'Shit It or Hit It'."
"Martha kind of dragged her around for all of her errands."
"When women get stuck together it's a nightmare."
The Poignant Interview with a Corrupt White House Correspondent
Denton Rash describes a career-defining interview where he grilled a White House correspondent on his favorite Disneyland rides, leading to a full confession of stealing office supplies and probiotic sodas.
"You were like what about Hall of Presidents and you got him"
"He said you got me I'm stealing pants I'm stealing posters"
"I'm stealing probiotic sodas from the fridge"
Dank Pringle's 17-Year-Old Growth Hormone Secret
Dank Pringle reveals he is actually only 17 years old and owes his 6'10" stature to his mother's liberal use of growth hormones, leading to a moment of silence for moms.
"I'm only 17 but I turn 18 in the fall"
"My mom put growth hormone so I'm 6'10""
"Can we do a moment of silence for moms"
The Nasty Boys Podcast Demographics: Teachers and Belle-Hops
The panel compares their massive listener counts, revealing niche demographics ranging from 70 million teachers to a 55% majority of 'Belle-Hops' (female bellhops with bows).
"I have 70 million a week and it's all teachers"
"55% Bell hops which I just thought was an interesting demo"
"You just do B-E-L-L-E hofs Belle-hofs"
Rapid Round: BMX Rivers of Waste and Infinite Boobs
The hosts engage in a high-stakes rapid-fire question round covering hypothetical BMX accidents, asymmetrical anatomy, and the shocking addition of Ira Glass to the Nasty Boys network.
"What do you do when you're riding a BMX bike and at the bottom is a river full of shit"
"Shout out to Ira Glass the newest member of the Nasty Boys"
"Me and Ira recorded we went to Nantucket and talked about Ira's divorce"
Peeps for Men Ad Read
Rain Horndog performs a high-energy ad read for 'Peeps for Men,' marshmallow treats shaped like wrenches and cars designed to make Easter less 'girly' for masculine men.
"Easter is a disaster. You're always surrounded by friends that are just like constantly in dresses and bonnets."
"Delicious marshmallow treats shaped like wrenches, cars, and of course, steering wheels."
The Nasty Balls Network Roll Call
The 'Bad Boys of Podcasting' introduce themselves and their shows on the Nasty Balls network, establishing their hyper-masculine, 'riff-heavy' personas and their reliance on 'off-camera women' to handle all technical tasks.
"It's going to be riff city. I'll tell you what, it's going to be riff city."
"I should also mention that all of our off-camera women are here."
"Get ready to pack up and move to Austin after failing in LA for five years."