David Child Imogen
focuses on pop culture cartoons. Loves listening to the flute.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
13The Inherent Human Desire for Credit Card Points
Clark Gregory pitches a series of increasingly absurd cartoon scenarios where characters, including a dying man and a leaf-carrying ant, prioritize earning airline miles and credit card points over their immediate circumstances.
"There's something inherently human about wanting points."
"Use my miles for something good."
"What's the APR on that?"
The Political Impact of Saturday Golf
The cartoonists discuss the visceral impact of their work, claiming their 'Saturday Golf' comic about tax dollars directly caused a president to lose reelection, despite the comic never actually being published.
"It was like he was hitting the tax dollars right into the golf."
"I mean he didn't get reelected and that comic didn't come out."
"Where's the water? It's going to AI."
The Lily Allen Butt Plug Failure
David Child Imogen reflects on a failed comic involving a Lily Allen merch line, leading to a discussion about their silent, hunched-over editor who selects comics like a high school theater cast list.
"A butt plug with Lily Allen's face on the top of it and then it said now available on iTunes."
"We have the oldest man you could find with the worst posture you've ever seen."
"Don't bring sand to the beach. There's already sand."
The 2026 Collaboration Initiative
The group attempts to 'collab' by having one person describe a complex visual while another provides a non-sequitur caption, resulting in a confusing comic about AMC Stubs members and a mouse losing his job.
"Is anybody an AMC Stubs member anymore?"
"Honey, I lost my job. Rats."
"They don't call it a job because they actually enjoy labor."
The Impossible Social Calendar
The cartoonists one-up each other with increasingly bizarre and high-brow social events they are attending, ranging from sitar lessons with Lin-Manuel Miranda to reorganizing the Met with Marie Kondo.
"I'm seeing Jason Alexander read Miranda July at Tavern on the Green."
"We're getting rid of every painting that doesn't spark joy."
"Skims in conversation with Carla Hall and Ichiro Suzuki featuring music from The Mountain Goats."
Siri Interrupting Historical and Cinematic Moments
The panel brainstorms cartoons where Siri's 'I didn't quite get that' response ruins iconic moments, from Jack Nicholson in The Shining to Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall.
"Siri says, 'I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that.'"
"Mr. Gorbachev holds up his phone. Sorry, I didn't quite get that."
The 'My Boy Amos' Office Tradition
David Child Imogen and Clark Gregory demonstrate their bizarre office dynamic involving a repetitive folk song about 'My Boy Amos' who hates the flute, which they claim is essential office culture lost to remote work.
"My boy Amos who hates the flute."
"Working from home is ruining office culture."
The Bicoastal Bird Watching Party
Ellen Penellapano describes her inefficient bird-watching hobby where she flies between LA and New York to watch exactly one bird at a time, currently focusing on flamingos and a single hawk in McCarron Park.
"Right now I watch one bird at a time. So right now I'm watching flamingos at the end."
"I'm by coastal. I go to LA to watch one bird at a time and then I'm back on the plane to LaGuardia."
The Free Public Radio Event Spiral
The group competes to list increasingly absurd free public radio-sponsored events they attend, ranging from Terry Gross's Peloton class to Bindi Irwin leading an anti-racist walkthrough at a park.
"Have you guys done Terry Gross's Pelaton class?"
"Bindi Irwin is doing an active walkthrough about how to be anti-racist at the half shell."
Absurdist Celebrity Event One-Upsmanship
The panelists continue their frantic listing of niche events, including Andre 3000 performing a one-man Vagina Monologues and Kim Cattrall reading guitar tabs at a bookstore.
"Andre 3000 is at the Geffen doing the Vagina Monologues. One man Vagina Monologues."
"Kim Cattrall is reading the guitar tabs of Yesterday."
The New Yorker Comic Backstories
The cartoonists describe the 'deep' backstories of their single-panel comics, involving existential dread, family trauma, and a piece of bread looking for a gluten-free option for living.
"I was falling into a tube that said Nepo and the sky read societal expectations."
"It is a piece of bread walking into a loaf like it's joining a loaf, a slice of bread."
The Virus X Comic Saga
Guy Forth explains the complex lore behind his simple dog cartoons, revealing they are part of a post-apocalyptic saga where 'Virus X' has killed all humans, leading to a debate on how the world began.
"That happens in the before times before Virus X takes over and kills the humans."
"I believe the earth started with one man saying how about we elect a democracy."
The New Yorker Cartoonist Roundtable Introduction
The hosts introduce a panel of elite cartoonists from The New Yorker, emphasizing their role as the 'last fighters of democracy' who distill complex human truths into single-panel drawings with one-line captions.
"Get ready to look at a one panel picture with a one line under it."