Denton Rash
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The 'Not These Balls' Off-Limits Zone
Wings introduces the 'Not These Balls' rule, where certain topics like asthma, half-sisters, and Ghislaine Maxwell are strictly off-limits for comedic roasting.
"A 'Not These Balls' zone is something that's like off-limits."
"My aunt being Ghislaine Maxwell... not these balls."
"I've been petitioning for it to be 'These Balls' for a minute."
Martha Stewart's 'Shit It or Hit It' Game
Bill Moore recounts a disastrous interview with Martha Stewart where a game of 'Shit It or Hit It' led to Martha lassoing a producer with a microphone cable.
"We played 'Shit It or Hit It'."
"Martha kind of dragged her around for all of her errands."
"When women get stuck together it's a nightmare."
The Poignant Interview with a Corrupt White House Correspondent
Denton Rash describes a career-defining interview where he grilled a White House correspondent on his favorite Disneyland rides, leading to a full confession of stealing office supplies and probiotic sodas.
"You were like what about Hall of Presidents and you got him"
"He said you got me I'm stealing pants I'm stealing posters"
"I'm stealing probiotic sodas from the fridge"
Dank Pringle's 17-Year-Old Growth Hormone Secret
Dank Pringle reveals he is actually only 17 years old and owes his 6'10" stature to his mother's liberal use of growth hormones, leading to a moment of silence for moms.
"I'm only 17 but I turn 18 in the fall"
"My mom put growth hormone so I'm 6'10""
"Can we do a moment of silence for moms"
The Nasty Boys Podcast Demographics: Teachers and Belle-Hops
The panel compares their massive listener counts, revealing niche demographics ranging from 70 million teachers to a 55% majority of 'Belle-Hops' (female bellhops with bows).
"I have 70 million a week and it's all teachers"
"55% Bell hops which I just thought was an interesting demo"
"You just do B-E-L-L-E hofs Belle-hofs"
Rapid Round: BMX Rivers of Waste and Infinite Boobs
The hosts engage in a high-stakes rapid-fire question round covering hypothetical BMX accidents, asymmetrical anatomy, and the shocking addition of Ira Glass to the Nasty Boys network.
"What do you do when you're riding a BMX bike and at the bottom is a river full of shit"
"Shout out to Ira Glass the newest member of the Nasty Boys"
"Me and Ira recorded we went to Nantucket and talked about Ira's divorce"
The Pride Flag Dude Wipe Incident
Wings recounts losing a brand deal with Dude Wipes after a 'misunderstood' video where she used a pride flag as a wipe, defended by the panel as a simple comedic mistake.
"It was a Dude Wipe, but it was a pride flag and he wiped her ass with it."
"I won't wipe my ass with a flag again. I think that's a general rule."
The Nasty Balls Network Roll Call
The 'Bad Boys of Podcasting' introduce themselves and their shows on the Nasty Balls network, establishing their hyper-masculine, 'riff-heavy' personas and their reliance on 'off-camera women' to handle all technical tasks.
"It's going to be riff city. I'll tell you what, it's going to be riff city."
"I should also mention that all of our off-camera women are here."
"Get ready to pack up and move to Austin after failing in LA for five years."