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Derek Binken

Derek Binken
Jeremy CulhaneDebut: #18 Cruise Ship Performers Panel (w/Kat Palardy)1 appearance
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"The ship's ventriloquist who performs with a spicy parrot puppet named Georgie."

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38:10 (1m 50s)
CALLBACK

International Waters and the Final Countdown

The performers explain that they stay in international waters to avoid legal consequences for past actions, ending with Rick Rocket's 5,000-second countdown.

"Remembering that what you did in 1984 is why you have to stay in international waters."

"This episode is ending in 5,000, 4,999, 4,998..."

"All right, Rick, will you count us down to the last bit of the episode?"

"All right, guys, this episode is ending in 5,000, 4,999, 4,998"

With:Evelyn McPheeRick RocketBig Mama JulaSosi
#Legal#International Waters#Performance Art#Cruise Ship#Endurance Comedy
11:16 (1m 12s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

Cruise Ship Performers Roll Call

The panel introduces themselves, including a trop rock singer, a dancer, a motherly singer with six dogs, and a ventriloquist with a feisty parrot puppet named Georgie.

"I play Old Deuteronomy in Cats."

"I belly dance and swing dance and teach the old kiddos how to waltz."

"Oh, what the fuck do you want from me?"

With:Evelyn McPheeRick RocketSosiBig Mama Jula
#Cruise Ship#Ventriloquism#Musical Theater
21:13 (1m 37s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Cruise Ship Performers Roll Call

The panel introduces themselves, including a Cats performer who has been on the ship since 1985, a trop rock singer with no audience, a belly dancer, and a ventriloquist with a foul-mouthed parrot.

"I play Old Deuteronomy in Cats."

"I am the lead singer of the trop rock cover band Rick Rocket and the Springtime Chickens."

"Hi, what the fuck do you want from me?"

With:Evelyn McPheeRick RocketSosiBig Mama Jula
#Cruise Ship#Ventriloquism#Musical Theater#Trop Rock
23:50 (40s)
VISUAL_GAG

The Shared History of Sleeping with George

The performers realize they all had a sexual relationship with a deceased crew member named George, including the ventriloquist's puppet, Georgie.

"He was the horniest man I ever met and I miss him every single day."

"Well, our naked bodies were together and what happened happened, you know."

"Well, if I guess that's sleeping with him, then I did too!"

With:Big Mama JulaEvelyn McPheeSosi
#Workplace Romance#Maritime Law#Puppetry
14:25 (35s)
VISUAL_GAG

The Legacy of Horny George

The panel mourns the loss of George, described as the horniest man on the ship, only to realize that almost everyone on the panel was sleeping with him, including the puppet Georgie.

"He was the horniest man I ever met and I miss him every single day."

"Well, our naked bodies were together and what happened happened."

With:Big Mama JulaEvelyn McPhee
#Ship Romance#Eulogy#Puppetry

Episode Appearances (1)

Featured Episode2021-10-06
#18 Cruise Ship Performers Panel (w/Kat Palardy)Episode Breakdown