DJ Karaoke
A tech-illiterate MC and father of five from Chatsworth who released one EP a decade ago.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
9The White Whale of Father-Daughter Dance Songs
The DJs debate the most appropriate songs for father-daughter dances, ranging from basic choices to DJ Diggety Dog's controversial selection of 'Unholy' by Sam Smith.
"I like to play something that sort of implies that the dad and the daughter are in a romantic relationship in some way."
"You think I want to [ __ ] my daughter? That happens all the time."
"It slays the boots down house mama."
Breaking Up a Bridal Party Brawl
DJ Uncle Todd presents a scenario where the maid of honor and bridal party are fighting, challenging the DJs to find the perfect song to get all the girls on the dance floor.
"Pink is the godmother of weddings."
"Get married when you're 45. That's what I've learned."
"Put that petty difference aside and hang out with your sis."
The Funny Uncle's Cake Cutting Antics
The DJs pitch songs for the cake cutting ceremony, leading to a heated debate over Meghan Trainor's viability as a 'wedding person' and the intuitive interface of the iPod Nano.
"I don't touch Meghan Trainor with a 100-foot pole at my wedding."
"The most intuitive interface on any music player I've ever seen."
"Christians love Dippin' Dots."
Passive-Aggressive DJ Announcements
The panel plays a game of delivering difficult announcements, including telling a Fiat owner to move their car and informing the bride's mother she's too drunk to stay.
"The biological clock of alcohol poisoning!"
"We got a party bus out for you! It is an ambulance!"
"Hey, Fiat guy, listen up right here!"
DJ Diggety Dog's Pre-Mixed Disaster
DJ Diggety Dog attempts a buffet announcement that devolves into a chaotic pre-mixed mashup of System of a Down and Simon & Garfunkel, much to the confusion of the other DJs.
"Apparently they are having too much food and they need to stop!"
"Chop Suey and the Sound of Silence!"
"It's timed perfectly because it's all my favorite parts of my song."
Shut Up and Dance (With Your Mother)
DJ Karaoke delivers a final, high-energy advice segment, encouraging DJs to use the ultimate problem-solver: forcing everyone, including the elderly, onto the dance floor.
"I want you to pick your mother up off the ground and I want you to wheel her up onto the floor."
"Once again it is not yet time for seconds."
DJ Karaoke: The Tech-Illiterate MC
DJ Karaoke reveals she is a 'kind of' Christian father of five who relies on her son to set up playlists because she doesn't understand technology, preferring to focus on stage management and singing.
"I don't understand tech. And that's what's hard for me about DJing."
The 10-Song Request Limit
The DJs discuss their strategies for client requests, revealing that some couples use their limited slots for bizarre choices like the Nyan Cat theme song.
"Usually it's the Nyan Cat theme song or some other weird shit that I don't understand."
Wedding DJ Roundtable Roll-Call
The hosts introduce a panel of four 'titans' of the wedding DJ industry, including a specialist in gay unions, a father of five who doesn't understand technology, and a newcomer who is actively failing.
"I don't really know how I got here, but it pays the bills and I got to keep doing it."