Dr. Byson
An 85-year-old plastic surgeon who lives in the UTA offices and runs a high-speed injection clinic for agents.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
12Tatiana Yokovich: The TikTok Doctor
Tatiana explains her 'no-nonsense' TikTok surgery style and reveals she is entirely self-taught via YouTube and 'context clues' rather than medical school.
"I have learned plastic surgery by my own sheer force of will."
"I did not go to school. I pulled myself up by my bootstraps."
"Take your scalpel and stretch."
Harvey Weinstein's Impenetrable Forehead
Dr. Byson describes a failed attempt to inject Botox into Harvey Weinstein, claiming his skin was so vile and tough that the needle catapulted out of the building.
"I stuck the needle into his forehead and the needle catapulted out of the building"
"I think I put more Botox in Harvey Weinstein's forehead than I think I put on the entire cast of Sex and the City"
"Somebody wanted me to put his balls on his face"
The Plastic Surgery Psychic
Tatiana Yokovich defends her Instagram claims that Emma Stone had her eyes doubled and SpongeBob SquarePants received lip filler, insisting she is a 'plastic surgery psychic.'
"She has had her eyes doubled"
"I said normal SpongeBob had lip filler"
"SpongeBob is a rare natural beauty rare untouched specimen perfect in every proportion"
The Kardashian Lag and Bullfrog Face
Tatiana explains the 'Kardashian Lag' between Instagram and TikTok trends. Maurice accuses her of giving a patient 'bullfrog face' via excessive Botox, which she defends as a post-office complication.
"Instagram Reels Kardashians which as we all know is 4 weeks behind the TikTok Kardashians."
"I saw that guy on TikTok saying that you gave him bullfrog face."
"When he walked out of my office he looked like a lovely botoxed boy."
The Agent Who Wanted to Stop Blinking
Dr. Byson recounts an agent's request to have his eyes surgically fixed open to avoid blinking during an Adderall shortage. The surgeons debate the ethics of 'preventative Botox' for teenagers and Barbies.
"The agent didn't want to blink because he wanted to be awake all the time because cocaine wasn't enough."
"I had an agent in some weird manic episode ask for me to give preventative Botox to their Barbie."
"I'm not a mean Hollywood plastic surgeon. I'm going to stop even though I could make boodles of money."
Waterbed Cheeks and Truth or Dare
Tatiana reveals she moved her tear ducts to her mouth, causing her cheeks to fill with water like a waterbed. The group transitions into a game of Truth or Dare involving skin tags and purses.
"I moved my tear ducts down to the bottom of my mouth just in case I would need them later."
"I dare you to put a patient's skin tag inside a different patient's purse and then leave."
"Your cheeks are filling up with water."
Derek Snip: The Skin Tag Assassin
Derek Snip introduces his TLC show and his elite group of surgeon friends who gift each other 'surprise features' through holiday surgeries.
"You guys might know me as the skin tag assassin."
"We get together every holiday and we gift each other a surprise feature."
Dr. Byson: The 85-Year-Old UTA Resident
Dr. Byson reveals she lives in the UTA agency offices like a nursing home and runs a 'McDonald's drive-thru' style injection clinic for agents.
"I run what we call the injection section of UTA."
"Thanks to my face and some things I've done with a vocal coach, I'm 85."
The Anesthesia Debate
The surgeons argue over the ethics of anesthesia, with Tatiana claiming it's a 'cheat' and Dr. Byson comparing Botox timing to parmesan cheese on ravioli.
"Anesthesiologists... they have loose morals and they have loose pants."
"Botox is not like parmesan cheese. You're only going to know you have enough two weeks later."
The Final Ultimatum
Dr. Byson dares Tatiana to quit the industry. Tatiana responds with a death threat, leading to the show's sign-off.
"Tatiana, I dare you to quit."
"I will kill you with a knife tonight."
The Ultimate Industry Dare: Getting Signed
Maurice dares Dr. Byson to perform the most difficult task for a Hollywood professional: actually getting signed by an agent during a meeting.
"I dare you the next time you have a meeting with an agent you try to get signed."
The Gucci Belt Bond
The panel of plastic surgeons discovers they are all wearing Gucci belts, establishing a shared aesthetic of high-end medical vanity and 'tightening things up.'
"Do we all have Gucci belts on right now?"
"Gucci and plastic surgeons they go hand in hand."
"I'm ABS Gill of that. That means absolutely guilty in my slang."