Freddy / @DadOfToddlers
A family vlogger who accidentally left his child at Knott's Berry Farm.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The Art of the Apology Face
The panel compares their signature 'apology faces' used in their respective cancellation videos, ranging from BeautyBooty45's intimidating lip-kit plug to Ty Crawford's horse-like Boomerang expression.
"You want to seem like you're sorry but then also want them to fear you still."
"It does kind of look like a horse eating an apple when you do that face."
"I am so sorry, but what you've heard are lies."
Freddy's Drone Apology and the Myrtle Scandal (Part 2)
Freddy admits to hiding behind his children for content and addresses the scandal that got him kicked out of the boy group 'Four Dudes Who Do Stuff': cheating on his wife, Myrtle, with Miranda Lambert at the Kids' Choice Awards.
"Of course I'm going to cheat on a woman named Myrtle."
"The way she said 'wet' made me come in my pants. Sorry, I'm a dad, but I'm saying it."
Tidal Wave Real and Space Slime
Dan Blast pitches a $100 million tsunami stunt involving Poseidon the DJ, while Clint Dirty plans to slime astronauts on the International Space Station.
"We have spent over $100 million to shake the Earth in such a way that creates a tsunami."
"I am actually going to be the first person to perform a prank in space."
Freddy: The Negligent Tech Dad
Freddy, a parenting YouTuber, addresses the 'leak' that he accidentally left one of his four toddlers at Knott's Berry Farm overnight.
"I have four toddlers and I left one at Knott's Berry Farm on accident."
Freddy's Drone Apology and the Myrtle Scandal
Freddy admits to hiding behind his children for content and addresses the scandal that got him kicked out of the boy group 'Four Dudes Who Do Stuff': cheating on his wife, Myrtle, with Miranda Lambert at the Kids' Choice Awards.
"I made the kids say sorry with their bodies on the ground and then I stood above it."
The Coached Toddler Controversy
Ty Crawford accuses Freddy of coaching his toddlers to use advanced social justice terminology like 'emotional labor' when thanking their mother for breakfast.
"Mother, thank you for all the emotional labor you have performed on this fine morning."
The Horse F*cking Allegations
Dan Blast brings up Ty Crawford's privatized video 'Five Ways to Hit on a Horse,' leading to a heated debate about whether Ty actually engaged in bestiality on camera.
"I loved five ways to hit on a horse. I thought that was so good."
Welcome to Cancelled-a-Clock
The hosts introduce a special 'process talk' episode featuring five YouTubers who have been famously cancelled for their controversial actions.
"What's that sound? It's cancelled-a-clock."