Geronimo
A trick shot artist from an Oxford scholarly household who struggles with performance anxiety and identity.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
16The Ick Arsenal and Sentimental Motorcycles
The Bro Wonderful crew navigates a sentimental moment that quickly devolves into a series of 'ick' related sound effect gags, including an ick motorcycle, ick shotgun, and an ick bunker with permits.
"He's getting on his ick motorcycle."
"And don't worry, I'll have ick permits."
"Not the ick shotgun spray."
Measuring Subscribers by Mass and the Kim Jong-un Cup
The group explains their unique metric for success: measuring their 6.25 million subscribers as a single physical mass. Brody Rat reveals his logistical plan to trick shot a ball into Kim Jong-un's cup.
"We measure our subscribers by weight and mass."
"I do know for a fact through some emails that Kim Jong-un has a cup."
"It's a 300,000 mile trick shot."
Girly Girly Girly Joy and Drone Contour
The bros pivot to their secondary channel, 'Girly Girly Girly Joy,' which features them in wigs performing 'contour trick shots' with drones because they couldn't find any actual women to do it for the right rate.
"It is honestly to be frank it is us in wigs."
"Dude, you have not lived until you seen a drone contour."
"We reached out to like four and like none of them wanted to do anything."
The Identity Crisis of the Missed Shot
Geronimo struggles to introduce herself because she keeps missing her trick shot. The group turns hostile, claiming she has no identity without a successful shot, leading to a 'face cup' punishment.
"You don't have an identity unless you make a shot mate."
"You might need to present your face cup."
"A man to a man cannot be sexual."
The Chemistry of Sticky Glue
The trick shot creators discuss the 'chemistry' of their craft, revealing their reliance on massive amounts of Gorilla Glue and a disturbing encounter with a tiny, sick-minded brand representative.
"Basketball does not stick unless you add 1,000 mg of sticky glue."
"She said, 'Come closer.' And she say things that make me want to vomit."
God's Original Trick Shot
The group pivots to a theological discussion, claiming that the creation of the solar system was God's first trick shot and that they are merely enacting His divine design through their videos.
"Building the solar system is God's original trick shot."
"That's why he's our God."
The Double Bus Trolley and the Gap-Toothed Boy
The creators reminisce about their most 'divine' shots, including catapulting a bus onto a moving tram and hiring a child with a gap tooth to spit water with jet-propulsion force.
"I've been praying and God said double bus trolley."
"He was just like every time he would do it he'd go gap downtown."
The Stinker and the Pig Pen
A conflict arises over the channel's budget for Windex, leading to a breakdown over Charlie Brown references and the mediator's alleged sexual interest in the group.
"I think the mediator wants to have sex with me."
"I like my dirty little YouTube channel. My dirty little pig pen."
Gatekeeping the Trick Shot Industry
The group aggressively warns young viewers to 'give up' on trick shots because they have already perfected the art form and have a pension, leaving no room for newcomers.
"If you're like a young trickshot at home... give up."
"We have a pension, so we're not going anywhere."
Proving the Earth is Round with a Dryer Ball
The group discusses their massive logistical operation involving boats every 100 feet across the ocean to prove the Earth's curvature via a single trick shot, which successfully converted a former flat-earther in their ranks.
"I've thrown a dryer ball into the ocean and I've seen it curve around the earth."
"I was a flat earther and that kind of like you guys were like we're going to prove it once and for all."
The Pizza Pocket Catapult and the Opera Shot
The trick shot creators pitch increasingly complex and dangerous shots, including a Rube Goldberg machine involving a pizza oven and an opera singer launching a ball from her diaphragm into an audience member's coffee cup.
"We put a ball in her diaphragm. She has to sing so loud that the ball comes out of her mouth."
"The house was the cup all along."
The Silent Auction Trick Shot in 8K
The group becomes obsessed with the idea of filming a silent auction with high-end cinema equipment, drones, and GoPros, treating the act of writing a phone number on a bid sheet as the ultimate high-stakes trick shot.
"We need to film a silent auction in 8K. The world needs to see that."
"Imagine a jib zooming in on someone as they forget their phone number."
The History of Beer Pong and Child Fun
Brody Rat attempts to explain the 'lost' history of beer pong, claiming it was originally a game played for fun rather than profit, which the others find disgusting and equate to 'child labor' or a 'journey without a destination.'
"They were playing the game in order to drink alcohol. They would drink the water that wasn't in cups."
"You sound like someone who goes down the slide, not to land, but for the journey."
The Anti-Trick Shot: Missing on Purpose
In a spiritual pivot, the group attempts a trick shot where the goal is to miss the cup. When Brock Trent Fister accidentally makes the shot, they celebrate it as a miracle and sing Stevie Wonder's 'Happy Birthday.'
"I dare you to miss. The shot is missing the shot."
"Don't listen to God this time. Listen to you."
The Final Wave Goodbye
The trick shot YouTubers wave goodbye to the audience as the episode concludes, maintaining their high-energy personas until the very end.
"We'll see you there. Bye."
The AOAOAOA Legal Disclaimer
The standard show outro plays, featuring a self-deprecating disclaimer that the performers are 'stupid' and their opinions do not reflect reality.
"This is an improvised podcast and we're stupid."