Gregory Dinkin
Performs as 'Snarfy the Chugger', a high-energy character who dies from chugging too much.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8Jessica Budweiser's Anti-Bird Lobby
Jessica Budweiser explains her pro-outdoor-cat, anti-bird stance and her sarcastic lobbying efforts in Congress while serving on the board of Budweiser.
"I'm a hard anti-bird."
"It's like when Jesus hung out with the poor."
"I just feel as though sometimes you guys feel that because of my last name I'm not an impartial force in this fight."
Introduction to Daria 2: The Anti-Drunk Driving Seminar
The cast of Daria 2 introduces their educational seminar, explaining that their LLC name is a legal compromise and often mispronounced by ninth graders as 'Diarrhea 2'.
"Legally our LLC is Daria 2. We couldn't fit 'not drink'."
"Sometimes people think it's Diarrhea 2, which is a little confusing."
Broccoli Head's Fake-Out Death
Denny Wozniak, known as Broccoli Head, describes his role in the assembly where he pretends to listen to students' feelings before suddenly going numb and dying of drunk driving.
"You've been talking to a dead person this whole time."
"I'm dead because of drinking and driving."
Regional Dialects of the Chugger
The assembly performers discuss how their mascot, Snarfy the Chugger, has to change names based on regional dialects and school districts, ranging from Snuffy to Snooki.
"In Louisiana we call him Snooki."
"New Jersey Snoopy is New York's hey get out of here Snacky."
The Salem Road Trip Anthem
The performers sing their traditional car ride song, an alphabet-based chant about going to Salem and not drinking beer, which Peter finds deeply confusing.
"S sipping on a nice cold beer. A everywhere there's some beer."
"Wake up sheeple it's time to stop drinking."
The Gabe Breakup Fallout
Sissy reveals she used to date their travel coordinator, Gabe, and the group discusses the logistical nightmare of driving six separate cars after their fights.
"Gabe and I used to fuck."
"He'd order us six separate cars and we have to drive to the place with six cars."
Peter's First Drink and Gregory's Chivalry Pitch
The group asks Peter what it feels like to drink, leading to a somber confession before Gregory pivots to a radical assembly pitch about men paying for dates.
"It's great. All your cares just kind of melt away."
"Women deserve a real man who pays for everything on a date."
Broccoli Head's Lawnmover Payouts
Denny accuses Gregory (Broccoli Head) of taking a 'meal tax' out of their paychecks, while Gregory drowns out the accusations with lawnmower sound effects.
"Broccoli Head pays you less because it's the meal tax."
"Don't do the lawnmower while he's talking!"