Hester
Highlight Bits & Quotes
5AutoZone: The Land of Car-on-Human Romance
Hester and Scoby describe their 12-year project 'AutoZone', a surrealist film where cars age 20 human years annually and engage in beautiful, gravity-defying sexual encounters with women.
"It's Zootopia meets Cars 2 meets Car Wash meets Marriage Story."
"That's how sex works in AutoZone, is that the cars are on top of the women."
"We are some pretty strong nepo babies."
AutoZone Employees Turn Movie Creators
Scoby and Hester explain how they were discovered by the CEO of AutoZone during a snowstorm and were hired to write a movie about the 'AutoZone world' while still earning hourly retail wages.
"We're automakers first."
"We're paying hourly wages for the AutoZone."
Media Training by the Ghost of LBJ
The Scottsdale brothers reveal they were media trained by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson via WatchMojo top 10 videos after a Caprice Sun-induced seance.
"We were trained by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson for 24 hours."
"He showed up in our place and said guys I got nothing to say just watch this."
The Vlogging War of Dale and Hester
Dale and Hester describe their toxic YouTube channel where they edit each other to look sickly or crossfade each other out mid-sentence.
"I fuck with the opacity and I put a white layer behind her and it just makes her look kind of sickly."
"I'm gonna punch you off of a building."
The Slap Chop Horror Sequel
The group wraps up by pitching a horror movie featuring the Slap Chop that defends the patriarchy, while the Scottsdale brothers mistake a dog for LBJ's ghost.
"I started writing a horror movie featuring the Slap Chop."