Jean Viver
A sensitive musician processing heartbreak through musical theater and medical drama.
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9Jean Viver's Mellow Indie Trauma
Jean Viver discusses his patient songwriting process, which involved locking himself in a cabin in Culver City for two months to process a breakup where he simply didn't text a girl back.
"I literally want to eat you like a Whitman sampler."
"I went through a breakup and locked myself inside a cabin for two months."
"Men are lies and women are pigs."
Jean Viver's Sphere Residency
Jean Viver describes his upcoming residency at the Las Vegas Sphere, which will feature a practical set of his Culver City apartment, stress balls dropped from the roof, and a chamomile tea cannon.
"We're only using 1/90th of the Sphere to do my kind of like apartment in Culver City."
"They're going to do a chamomile tea cannon, right?"
"Practical set, dark screens."
Singing the Cease and Desist
The Ex-Wife of Michael Phelps performs her hit song 'Cease to Exist,' which is composed entirely of the legal jargon from a cease and desist order she received.
"I sang the cease and desist on the backside of the album."
"Urban Outfitters has a shower curtain of the cease and desist."
"Cease your ability to speak."
Stinky Little Dick in the Peanut Butter Sauce
Delilah Guitarra performs her controversial B-side about an ex-lover's unfortunate encounter with a jar of Thai peanut sauce, leading to a detailed discussion on the logistics of jar oxidation and decanting.
"Get this lid off of the penis. Then we go to the hospital."
"We keep the jars hollowed out to oxidize them before we put them in the fridge."
"It's sort of like if you've ever decanted a glass of wine, we do the same with our jars of peanut butter sauce."
The Pastor Mike Barbados Scandal
The Ex-Wife of Michael Phelps defends her controversial relationship with Pastor Mike from TikTok, dodging questions about the timeline of his divorce while revealing a past affair with Joel Osteen.
"He communicated that divorce really clearly."
"That's when I was cheating on Joel's wife with Joel."
"Isn't music enough? Why do you need the timeline?"
The 'We Are the World' of Breakups
The artists unite for a grand finale medley, combining their disparate styles into a chaotic anthem about mud, peanut sauce, and the fastest swimmers being terrible lovers.
"You can be the fastest swimmer but a terrible lover. Amen."
"Stick your dick in the mud."
"That was like We Are the World but for breakups."
Scabies on My Wedding Night
Cindy Elizabeth Wright (Green) reveals her album's central theme: her ex-husband Cedric giving her scabies on their wedding night, which she has turned into a musical theater-style medical drama.
"You gave me scabies on my wedding night. Fuck you."
The Legend of Mud Juicing
Delilah Guitarra recounts catching her husband Eddie 'mud juicing'—a bizarre act involving a pile of mud and buckets of orange juice—which she considers a form of adultery.
"If his hard dick is in mud and juice, that's cheating."
The Breakup Songwriters Roundtable
The panel of musicians introduces themselves, discussing the trauma and celebration of writing albums about their exes, featuring a mix of high-energy rebellion and somber reflection.
"What was our trauma is now our celebration."