Jerry
Highlight Bits & Quotes
13Creative Shipping and the 'I Need Credit' Edit
The creators discuss their most controversial 'ships', including Naruto with Ron Weasley and Kristen Chenoweth with Jabba the Hutt, leading to the definition of the 'I Need Credit' edit.
"Even a snowman needs a beach day."
"I tried to ship her as Elle Woods's ugly cousin."
"I am 73 years old."
"We're going to unleash a sort of necromancy, a sort of evilness, a sort of danger that we cannot put back in the box."
Hell's God-Given Name
Jeremy's character reveals his name is 'Hell' (spelled H-E-L-L), leading to a theological debate with Vincent about whether God would ever name something the opposite of what He likes.
"Your name is hell."
"Hell is help without the P. The P is the power of God."
"God would never use name something hell."
Popcorn is a Fancam of Corn
The panel discusses the transformative nature of popcorn, eventually concluding that various physical objects are actually 'fancams' of their original forms, such as ice being a fancam of water.
"Popcorn is a fan cam of corn."
"Ice is a fan cam of water."
"A pizookie is a fan cam of a pan."
Fancam Flavor Menu
The panel performs specific emotional beats for fans to use in edits, including 'friends who haven't seen each other in 10 years' and a 'shipping' moment involving a fake kiss.
"I give my consent to be shipped."
"You see something on his shirt and you get close and he thinks you're about to kiss, but you take it off."
"That's going to scream."
The JPEG Plus Containment
Hell performs a series of rapid-fire facial expressions, leading the panel to declare him a 'living GIF' and trapping him inside a 'JPEG Plus' for the safety of the internet.
"He became a living gift. He's a gift. JPEG."
"I've saved the internet from him. We'll lock him in the JPEG plus."
"I'm a JPEG plus."
The Kristin Chenoweth Super-Fan
Jerry reveals her obsession with Kristin Chenoweth, explaining her desperate attempts to secure a social media handle and her use of 'diminishing returns' editing techniques like mirroring 5 seconds of footage.
"Sometimes you just reverse it like a mirror and you put it the other way."
"I am at Kristin Chenoweth forever forever forever I love her."
Hilary's Posthumous Catfishing
Hilary Leslie admits to using the identity of a deceased middle school classmate, Melissa Vasquez, as his online persona, arguing that 'the end justifies the memes.'
"I wanted to honor her memory with my online presence and then it just kind of blew up from there."
"If you zoom in close enough, nothing's a Getty."
JPEG Plus and the Legal Speed of Movies
The group debates the existence of 'JPEG Plus,' a single picture that moves fast enough to be legally considered a movie in a court of law, citing AOC's supposed testimony on C-SPAN.
"It's one picture that moves fast enough to legally be considered a movie."
"Congress did have to legislate what the official legal speed is for it to qualify as JPEG plus."
The 'I Did This' Brand Takeover
The panel laments how brands like Duolingo and Chick-fil-A have co-opted the 'I Did This' fancam trend, specifically a disturbing commercial involving a chicken with a human face.
"Once the brands take it, that's when you know you got to kill it."
"A chicken looking at the camera... it's messed up with your face and it says 'I did this.'"
The 7-Eleven CCTV Fancam
The group discusses the disturbing nature of Chick-fil-A commercials before Hilary Leslie reveals his 'raw' fancam made entirely of 7-Eleven security footage set to a dramatic ballad.
"It's like a mirror wearing a dress to a party."
"That was me being raw. That was me being unplugged."
The Pneumonia Tribute Fancam
Hilary Leslie presents an exclusive, unreleased fancam commissioned by a grieving family, featuring a grandmother coughing at a Tide leadership conference set to 'Lose My Breath'.
"I can't believe they had footage of them coughing."
"She was senior head of sales for many years at Tide."
The Gettysburg Address 3OH!3 Remix
Jerry shares a fancam of Kristen Chenoweth performing Sweeney Todd, edited with digital zooms and set to a mashup of 3OH!3 and the Gettysburg Address.
"Four score and seven years ago... shush girl, shut your lips."
"Three likes in 2013 was worth way more than three likes in 2024."
The Fancam Creator Roundtable Introduction
The hosts introduce a panel of fancam creators, establishing the niche internet culture of video editing as a high-stakes artistic discipline. The panel practices 'fancam poses' for future edits.
"Fan cam is a term lovingly given to videos that require music and sounds and different types of visuals all thrown together."