Jesse
rep for hot blond girls including Sydney Sweeney at WME Women
Highlight Bits & Quotes
7The Ultimate Hollywood Poaching Lesson
Jesse tries to drop her client Marty on speakerphone, only for Marissa to immediately poach him for the CAA Big and Tall division. Marty then fires Jesse before she can finish firing him.
"I'm from the CAA Big and Tall division. How would you like to come to Hollywood?"
"I was dropping you!"
"Doublemint gum really made a stigma for twins."
"They have to look the exact same but they can't be the exact same."
Jesse's Concussion-Based Career Path
Jesse explains how she became a top agent at 'Lady WME' after hitting her head and being featured in a medical journal called Flatline. She specializes in repping hot blonde women like Sydney Sweeney.
"I literally hit my head and suddenly I'm the biggest grossing agent in my office."
"We call it Lady WME. Our office is the pink one."
Sydney Sandy Sweeney and the Seven Dwarfs
Jesse attempts to prove she represents Sydney Sweeney but fails a basic trivia test, claiming the actress has seven sisters who are the Seven Dwarfs and an assistant also named Sydney Assistant.
"Sydney Sandy Sweeney."
"How many of them are the seven dwarfs? Zero. We'll cut that out."
Payless vs. Ross Fan Fiction Rivalry
A heated debate erupts over the prestige of retail fan fiction. Marissa represents a Payless Shoe Store writer, while Jesse represents a Ross Dress for Less writer, which the others deem 'for perverts.'
"Ross is for perverts."
"Payless Shoe Store is Burt Reynolds. Ross is Nick Nolte."
Tom Holland's Torso Surgery
Marissa reveals her plan to make Tom Holland taller by surgically adding sandbags to his torso to improve his Spider-Man silhouette.
"Tom Holland is about to get tall."
"Spider-Man needs a longer torso."
The Great Agent Poaching
Jesse successfully poaches the Gurgin brothers' assistant and clients via a series of rapid-fire phone calls as the episode concludes.
"Dylan and Cole Sprouse, pick up the phone."
The Agent Roll-Call and Industry Spot Talk
The hosts introduce four top Hollywood agents who immediately begin 'putting out fires' on their phones and discussing the meanest chefs at exclusive industry spots like the San Vicente Bungalows.
"Jump in the water and meet these sharks."
"I love a mean chef. It means they care."
"I'm putting out fires."