Katelon
An indie singer-songwriter who wears bear clothes because she is 'so tiny' and struggles with the technical side of music production.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The ADR Specialist and the Anemia Refuel
Jude Danimal reveals he is being transferred to Build-A-Bear Dubai because of his unique ADR skills, while Katelon is mocked for needing to refuel her body every 15 minutes due to her supposed anemia.
"I'm being transferred over to Dubai because they need a specialist in voice recordings."
"Your body doesn't need to refuel itself every 15 minutes."
"It's not the anemia and that's not what anemia is."
The 'Chase' Scandal and the Band-Aid Collection
A clip from episode 4 shows Sylvia's affair with Chase, but the drama is overshadowed by Sylvia's mundane 90-second clip detailing every type of Band-Aid she keeps in her trunk.
"I gave you the best 10 minutes of your life and now you're telling me you're in love with somebody else?"
"I have these for just sort of everyday scrapes and stuff."
"I was literally slapping Katelon in the face and there were no cameras because they were covering your Band-Aids."
Lisa Vanderpump Cancels the Show
The true showrunner, Lisa Vanderpump, appears to reveal that Build-A-Bear Dubai was a lie to create drama. Since the cast didn't take the bait and the trailer only has 4 views, the show is cancelled.
"Stop it everyone, it's me, Lisa Vanderpump!"
"Build-A-Bear Dubai isn't real. We just made that up to make you guys angry."
"You have four views on your trailer."
The Two Judes and the Mistaken Identity Plot
Jude Danimal and Jude Turcotte confuse the group with their identical names, leading to a discussion about the 'Who's on Third' comedy routine and Jude Danimal's aggressive attempts to host the reunion over Andy Cohen.
"I parked your car in front of his front door so he couldn't come."
"I wrote Who's on Third. It's my favorite one because it's three times as better."
The Glendale Galleria Pride Parade Disaster
The cast recounts a chaotic incident where their float collided with Uniqlo and a chair massage float, causing a sewer system malfunction that ruined the parade and their reputation at retail softball games.
"The manhole cover vibrated, it caused all the shit in all the toilets to shoot out."
"I shouldn't have yelled at the people on the Club Libby Lu float."
Build-A-Bear Dubai and the Return of Cortisol
Katelon reveals that a spin-off show is filming in Dubai. Jude Danimal is devastated to learn his ex-girlfriend, Cortisol, will be running it, leading to a reveal about their 25-year relationship.
"Cortisol, my ex-girlfriend who I dated for 25 years before we started the show."
"They're doing Build-A-Bitch Dubai and they're going to have us verse each other."
Katelon Cisco: Heir to the Restaurant Supply Fortune
The group realizes Katelon's last name is Cisco, leading to a confusing debate over whether she is the heir to the networking company, the singer, or the restaurant supply giant.
"You're the heir of Cisco! Not Cisco the artist, Cisco the restaurant supply company."
"Why are there so many Ciscos that are so good at what they do?"
Meet the Cast of 'Build-A-Bitch Rules'
The cast of a new Bravo reality show set in a Glendale Build-A-Bear introduces themselves, immediately descending into reality TV tropes including dating rumors, platform-shaming, and manufactured drama.
"Move over Vanderpump Rules, there's a new ensemble of wildly sexy, interesting, and dramatic employees."