"aka Wrinky Stink, Samuel Stink's son"
The panel introduces themselves as the cast and crew of the 1963 film 'Slappers!', including a Broadway star, a child actor, and a costumer who demands cast-level billing.
"I am the costumer, and I have been in the business longer than most of your parents were alive."
"I was the child in Slappers. I was Samuel Stink's son."
The cast discusses the plot of their film, which involves a talking wardrobe and the main character being constantly slapped in the face and rear as a 'mise-en-scene' element.
"My theory is all the slapping of the ass that happens to the main character."
"You'd just think of it as scenery. You'd think of it as part of the mise-en-scene."
Former child star Keith Toby reveals that his addiction started at age six on the set of Slappers because the crew left white powder everywhere thinking it was candy.
"Slappers is how my coke addiction started. I was six."
"I would walk in all my auditions coked up out of the wazoo saying my catchphrase: Wow, that's a good time!"
The cast of the 1963 film Slappers introduces themselves, including former Broadway star Judith DuBois, costumer Pearls, and the father-son duo Samuel and Keith Stink.
"I played, of course, the stinker himself, Samuel Stink. They named it after me."
"I am the costumer, and I have been in the business longer than most of your parents were alive."
Samuel Stink and Judith DuBois discuss the literal meaning of the film's title, which refers to the constant physical slapping of the main character's rear end.
"My theory is all the slapping of the ass that happens to the main character."
"I was getting slapped left and right, up and down, right cheek, left cheek, whole- all of it."
Keith Toby attempts to confront Samuel Stink about the horrific bullying he endured on set as a child, but Samuel gaslights him by claiming it was probably a raccoon.
"You don't remember setting up that pie on the rake, making me step on the rake, the pie slapping me in the face?"
"Are you sure that wasn't some sort of raccoon or animal?"
Pearls explains why she was credited as a main cast member, revealing that the film Slappers is actually a buddy comedy about talking clothes.
"In Slappers, the costumes are a character. I mean, it's about clothes talking to each other."