Lemonade
A pediatric doctor whose stage name was chosen based on her favorite drink.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
11The Tragic Fall of Cartoon Network and Showrunner Wandela Scondola
The cast discusses the demise of Cartoon Network, which they claim was caused by Steele Crawson bankrolling a neighbor's bankruptcy. They eulogize their showrunner Wandela Scondola, who is 'RIP: Alive but moved.'
"RIP. Alive but moved."
"You're dead to us at this point if you're not in immediate eyeline."
"My next door neighbor in Studio City was the creator of The Adventures of Gumball and we got in a huge fight and I basically bankrupted him."
Wandela Scondola's Meisner Boot Camp
The cast demonstrates the intense acting exercises they endured at 'Wandela Scondola's Boodle Camp,' specifically a repetitive Meisner exercise about being at a store that escalates into a medical emergency.
"I'm at the store."
"I need 10 cc's of metahatherin."
"I need a can of whipped cream now!"
Number One on the Call Sheet
Steele Crawson repeatedly asserts his dominance as 'number one on the call sheet,' explaining how he democratically won the position through a caucus and expensive gifts.
"I love a number one who talks about it."
"I've never been cast in something and immediately invited to a caucus."
The Yacht Company Side Hustle
Maria Nina St. John explains that she runs a yacht company because a single TV income isn't enough, though her coworkers find her website's CAPTCHA puzzles impossible to solve.
"It's hard to make it in Hollywood these days out of single income just TV show."
"It's a very simple puzzle. It's a gun, a carnival, a lazy river, and a bear."
The Janitor Nurse's Tragic Arc
Areola Syndication discusses her character's fall from 4th to 38th on the call sheet and her role as a janitor who occasionally performs surgery with a broom.
"I'm mopping things up and going, Whoa, that was a doozy. And then that's usually when credits roll."
"I had to use my broom as a scalpel."
The TMZ Star Bus and Public Transportation
Lemonade explains how she used the TMZ celebrity tour buses as a convenient public transit route, despite her intense hatred for tap cards and preference for loose coins.
"Whenever I wanted to hang out with you guys, I would just hop on the star meter."
"Why does a card signify money? That's not what it's for. You should have to pay with loose coins."
The Annual 'Butt Episode' Traditions
The cast reminisces about their favorite items found in patients' rectums during their annual 'butt episodes,' including a DSLR camera and a jousting sword from Medieval Times.
"You put what in there?"
"The glasses were in the butt."
The 19-Hour Congressional Filibuster
Areola Syndication is interrogated about her 19-hour filibuster during a court case, while the other doctors brag about their appearances on late-night talk shows and Sesame Street.
"They usually don't let the witnesses filibuster."
"They put a scorpion in my ass and then I had to go to the hospital that we work at."
Troy Dusty Quits Because No One Knows His Name
Troy Dusty announces he is leaving the show because his co-stars don't know his name, leading to a series of increasingly incorrect guesses including 'Scondola Wandola' and 'Orlando Met'.
"Do any of you even know my name?"
"Orlando Met. That's the name of the show. Damn it."
The Shark Wave and Climate Change Crossovers
The cast discusses a new plot arc involving a 'shark wave' hitting the hospital, which they claim is a statement on climate change. They pitch absurd crossovers with Shark Week, Abbott Elementary, and Desperate Housewives.
"The earth heated up so much that it told the sharks to form one big wave."
The Cast of Orlando Medical Reunites
The cast of the long-running Fox procedural Orlando Medical gathers to discuss their method acting, saving lives on planes, and their dedication to frontline workers in Orlando, Florida.
"Orlando Medical is the number one Fox medical drama full of actors you've seen from other medical dramas."