Lily Doo Boo
from "Untitled Mirror Project: Broadway Here We Come", a musical that is just a large mirror facing the audience
Highlight Bits & Quotes
6The Doo Boo Family Bun Empire
Lily reveals her wealth comes from her family's monopoly on fast-food hamburger buns, leading to a bizarre tangent about Dr. Chloe feeding buns to her 'little babies' who are constantly sick.
"The company that makes all the hamburger buns for all of the fast food chains."
"I'll take the buns and I'll feed them to my little babies and they love them."
"Everything simply makes them sick."
"I'm an influencer on Gmail. It's just PDF."
Lily Doo Boo's Untitled Mirror Project
Lily Doo Boo introduces a musical where a mirror is held up to the audience, literally. The production has been in previews for six months because they cannot figure out if they actually have a mirror or how to use it.
"We are putting a mirror to the audience and we are actually doing a musical of the audience."
"We've been in previews for 6 months and we can't be consistent."
"I'm drooling because I love a good mirror and I've never heard of a place where I can find one myself."
The Donut-Shaped Mirror Musical Pitch
Lily Doo Boo attempts to explain the geometry of her stage design involving a mirror with a hole in it, leading to a confusing debate about donuts, rectangles, and physics with Dr. Chloe Haverseberg.
"Sounds like the hole is the donut."
"The shape of the mirror is a wall and you put it on a wall."
"You thought we were discussing the actual dimensions of a human-sized donut and not the shape itself."
Thomas Dank's VR Fish Poem
Thomas Dank pitches his project 'All the Fish in the Sea,' a VR experience where you feel like a fish, based on a poem written by his friend Noah in tech while they were high.
"Of all the fish in the sea, there's only one for me."
"He's in tech. He just is a tech guy and I really loved his poem."
"We were drinking one night and having a little marijuana."
The Cat-Kid Interrogation
Lily Doo Boo holds a finger-gun to Dr. Chloe's head, demanding to know if his 'babies' are cats or human children, resulting in a philosophical standoff about the nature of students.
"Gun to your head. Cat or kid?"
"My babies cannot be killed. Certainly not by mortal weapons."
"That's why they call it show business. Good night."
The Struggle of Reluctant Trailblazers
The panel discusses the difficulty of making art with no comps, comparing themselves to Lin-Manuel Miranda and Greta Gerwig while admitting their shows often end only when an audience member calls for a blackout.
"We are reluctant trailblazers."
"We have to wait for the audience to call the lights."