Natasha Oblongata
A 21-year-old Virgo who was voted 'Miss Bitch' by the American public and claims to be a mother of five.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
12The Mystery of the Island Ham
The contestants discuss the bizarre living conditions in the boys' room, specifically the presence of massive amounts of unclaimed 'island ham' and the girls' restricted diet of hard cantaloupe and Sweetgreen.
"A lot of loose ham."
"Big production was like, 'That's not our ham.'"
"Hard cantaloupe. That's all we had. Mixed with cocaine, you could eat anything."
The Italian Crew and the Ninja Turtle Tailors
The contestants shout out the production crew, revealing that the entire staff consisted of Italians named after pasta dishes and costumers named after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Shout out to the costumers: Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo."
"Even the fat ugly one was hot. Giuseppe."
"Our director, Ristorante Pizza Pie."
Hunton's Masquerade with Greta Gerwig
Hunton reveals a clip from a masquerade challenge where he unknowingly made out with Greta Gerwig, who spent the entire session listing her IMDb credits.
"It was Greta Gerwig."
"I'm sorry, I just think she's a bitch to make out with you and explain her IMDb credits."
"Watch Lady Bird and tell me she's a bitch again!"
Natasha's Snapchat Reality Show
Natasha Oblongata announces her new reality show where 15 girls get plastic surgery to look like her, and one man must identify the real Natasha. It is the first reality show hosted entirely on Snapchat.
"It's the first reality television show on Snapchat."
"Are they getting plastic surgery to look like you?"
"Bukatini is my boy-catini."
The Rule Smith Revealed
Crystal Bacon reveals she was never a contestant but actually the 'Rule Smith' and 'Game Maker' of the show. She forces the remaining contestants into a 'supportive friend' coupling against their will.
"I am the rule smith. This was my twisted game."
"You can't fall in love with the game master!"
"It's a force coupling friend."
The Fortune Cookie Riddle
Crystal Bacon reveals a fortune cookie stuck in her throat containing a cryptic message. The group attempts to decode 'ILY2' with increasingly absurd guesses like 'Itty Little Yiky'.
"It's on a fortune cookie in the back of my throat."
"I think we're closest with Itty Little Yiky."
"Maybe the two is the thing that we need to break down."
The Show Business Sign-Off
The hosts break character to thank Bobby Moynihan and close out the episode with their signature 'That's why they call it show business' catchphrase and credits.
"Now that's why they call it show business."
"Thank you to our guest Bobby Moynihan."
"Good night, Hollywood."
Trunx Doesn't Give a F*** and Natasha's Toxic Label
Trunx reveals he only joined the show to sell board shorts (which are actually pants). Natasha Oblongata discusses being voted 'Miss Bitch' by America and her mysterious background as a mother of five with fourteen dogs.
"I don't give a fuck. Never did. Never will. Never won't."
"I'm a mother of five. I have 14 dogs, three kids."
Casey's Return and the Crew's Demise
Casey introduces herself as a Christian with a specific physical attribute. The group recalls the 'Franchesco' incident where America voted for a crew member to die, leading to a week of filming as a silent film.
"I'm a Christian with the biggest tits you've ever seen."
"America voted him to die."
The Relationship Jet Ski Clip
The contestants review 'footage' from the Relationship Jet Ski, which is revealed to be two jet skis saran-wrapped together. The clip features a bizarre, high-tension argument about a mother's visit and stolen shampoo.
"The relationship jet ski is just two jet skis saran wrapped together."
"Who has two eyes, one mouth, and is mad right now?"
Situationship Inlet
The contestants believe they are unlocking a lockbox to fly home, only to discover they have been entered into a second game called Situationship Inlet.
"Welcome to the second game, Situationship Inlet."
"I did not sign up for this, but I am in."
The Cast of Crush Beach Reunites
The contestants of the Love Island spin-off 'Crush Beach' reunite to debrief their time in Ventura. They discuss the difficulty of seeing each other with clothes on and the trauma of the show wrapping only two hours prior.
"It's crazy to see you guys with clothes on."
"I put sand in the shoes before I left so that I could sell it on eBay, which I did."