Paula "Chicken Wang Little Thang" Simpson
makes fried chicken and sits on it
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10Roundtable Roll-Call: The Streamer Powerhouses
The panel of internet streamers introduces themselves, ranging from a sleep-streamer to a woman who sits on fried chicken for her 'chicken idiots' fan base.
"I make fried chicken and then I sit on it."
"I'm Guyler St Beef, I'm all the way from Australia."
"I do streams watching my boyfriend play video games."
The Physical Toll of Sighing and Eye Rolling
Violet Tomato describes the medical dangers of her stream, including passing out from a heavy sigh and being permanently stuck in 'sarcasm mode' due to excessive eye rolling.
"I sighed so hard as Marky was playing Fortnite that I passed out."
"I'm permanently stuck on what the doctors call sarcasm mode."
The Lithium Prescription Apology Stream
Guyler St Beef issues a formal apology for illegally prescribing lithium to his viewers, revealing his father owns a lithium mine and communicates only through brand deals.
"You prescribed lithium to someone!"
"My dad owns a lithium mine. He only communicates to me through brand deals."
Mitchell Franks' Problematic Character: Bitch McLady
Mitchell addresses his cancellation over a YouTube character named Bitch McLady, a woman so stupid she tries to make grilled cheese in a toaster.
"You played that character Bitch McLady"
"She kept trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the toaster but she was too stupid because her boobs were too big"
Guyler's Digital Ankle Monitor and Genevieve's Flip-Flop Stream
Guyler discusses his toxic breakup with Genevieve, which resulted in a Chrome extension restraining order that alerts the court if his face appears on her screen.
"She has an add-on in her Chrome that if my face shows up on her screen it alerts the court"
"Her flip-flop stream is kind of good though where she wears flip-flops and then she flip-flops on political stuff"
Paula's Chicken-Sitting Scandal
Paula recounts being banned from Twitch for sitting on her camera and showing her anatomy instead of the fried chicken her 'Chicken Idiots' fan base demanded.
"I showed my asshole. Twitch took me off, my camera broke, my followers were like where's the chicken?"
"My asset is not my only asset"
The 'Good Job Babe' Fan Army Taunt
Violet Tomato admits she wants to stream Pac-Man but is too shy. Mitchell reveals that Violet's fan army taunts him by spamming 'Good Job Babe' in his chat to show they are watching.
"Genevieve has her fan army say good job babe to me on some of my chats sometimes as a way of taunting."
"I hate seeing she/her good job babe."
The Return of Lady McBitch
Kyler slips into his 'Lady McBitch' persona, delivering her iconic retro catchphrase about making a sandwich, which causes physical distress to the other streamers.
"I'm a make you a sandwich!"
"That made my asshole shrivel up and my asshole doesn't do that."
Final Sign-Offs and Liquid Potassium Pitches
The streamers give their final plugs. Guyler pitches his liquid potassium to 12-year-olds starting militias, while Paula flashes the camera to her 'chicken idiots.'
"Try to buy some of my liquid potassium and if you're 12 and you're mad and you're starting a militia, stop it."
"Hey chicken idiot, here's my ass!"
Live Chicken Hate Mail and the 'Sit On Me' Post-It
Paula describes the extreme lengths her 'chicken idiot' fans go to, including sending handwritten hate mail and delivering live chickens to her at restaurants with suggestive notes.
"The waitress will come up to me and have a live chicken in her hand and say this is from the guy over there with a post-it that says sit on me bitch."