Peter "Jerky" McJiggle
Highlight Bits & Quotes
9Vanilla Jackson and the Smirnoff Ice Incident
Vanilla Jackson, the inventor of 'icing' people, discusses his role as a time designer and recounts a dark story about putting Smirnoff Ice in his grandmother's IV bag.
"I'm kind of the inventor people don't really realize it of to icing people."
"I stuck a Smirnoff Ice in her IV bag and she had to do it."
Jerky McJiggle's Deep Undercover Vetting
Jerky describes his intense process of stalking celebrities with Voldemort-style prosthetics to ensure they won't react poorly to being slimed, specifically calling out Anne Hathaway.
"I'll usually just do a Voldemort prosthetic no nose just slits."
"Our official position as the Nickelodeon slime team is that Anne Hathaway is a bitch."
Ariana Grande's Mid-City Secret
The team gossips about celebrity living locations, expressing shock that Ariana Grande lives in Mid-City rather than Calabasas, which leads to Jerky revealing he can scale walls with slime suction.
"Ariana Grande she lives in Mid City isn't that insane"
"Once I get that slime suction on my hands I can technically scale walls"
Slime as a Regulated Foodstuff
Dart explains the legal classification of slime as food because it enters mouths and noses, while Freddy describes the 'freewheeling' human testing phase involving her own bowel movements.
"Slime is technically classified as a food right because it goes in mouths"
"We were betting on your shits"
Slime Ovulation Science
Jerky and Freddy explain how slime reacts differently to celebrities based on their hormones, claiming Beyonce discovered her pregnancy through a slime hit.
"Whether or not you're ovulating determines how hard the slime hits you"
"Jerky in the Slime slack sends us a cycle chart every single week"
The Inappropriate Slime Comparison
Dart expresses his disgust at the comparison between slime and bodily fluids, while Jerky doubles down on the physical similarities when the substance gets 'chunky.'
"I do not like the connection between slime and come"
"Slime when it gets wet it reacts similarly to when it gets wet it gets chunky"
Jerky's Undercover Point Break Mission with Monster Energy
Jerky reveals he spent a year undercover with 'Monster Energy guys' to develop a line of slime, which involved skydiving, base jumping, and eventually robbing banks at gunpoint while covered in green acid.
"It was sort of a Point Break kind of situation where I started to really feel affection for those guys."
"We hit a lot of banks. We'd wear masks when we go into banks and we'd rob them at gunpoint."
The 2024 Kids' Choice Awards Slime Roster
The team lists an increasingly bizarre roster of celebrities and entities set to be slimed at the upcoming awards, ranging from King Charles to a sleep paralysis demon and the Haim brother.
"Jimmy Carter is running for a Kids' Choice Award. He's 100 and he's ready to get slimed."
"The Haim brother is out of his cage, he's being fed human rations and he will be slimed."
The Mystery of the Slime Formula
The hosts and guests introduce the high-stakes world of Nickelodeon slime, comparing its secret formula to Dr. Pepper and emphasizing that the mystery is what keeps the industry alive.
"Slime is 83% mystery but we'll show you the other 17% no problem."
"The crossover between ingredients of Dr Pepper and ingredients of slime very very similar."