Robitussin Tessa

hosts a charade-style trivia night called "Beat Her."
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10Brands Talk Like Me
Layla Johnson discusses her social media work for Palantir and the panel celebrates the 'immense gratitude' they feel for living in a timeline where corporate brands use relatable slang and roast users.
"I love Palantir talks like me! I love that!"
"Blue Cross Blue Shield talks like me!"
"Claritin roasted me for filth and said, 'Why you in a bikini at night?'"
The Disney Boy's Existential Crisis
Marcalamo Malcolm III shows off his Disney acquisition tattoos and suffers a breakdown after being forced to choose which Disney character he would have dinner with under 'gun to head' pressure.
"Never look sexier than Minnie. She is a dime. She is a 10."
"Why the fuck did I choose Steamboat Mickey?"
"Everybody's invited to dinner!"
Hold That Thought (THOT) Trivia Funding
Robitussin Tessa reveals she secured venture capital funding from 'Hand and Claw Investments' for their trivia company, 'Hold That Thought' (THOT).
"I might have scored us some funding."
"Hold That Thought Trivia. That's our name. T-H-O-T."
The Ethics of AI and Charades Cheating
The hosts discuss how Google Gemini is ruining bar trivia and Layla reveals the violent methods players use to cheat at charades, including physical assault and theft.
"Google Gemini wants bar trivia dead."
"I walk in sometimes they push me down to the ground, they take my bag and they find the answer."
The Acai Bowl Charades Disaster
Layla attempts to act out her recent food order, leading to a confusing and failed round of charades that Cedric eventually solves with a much clearer demonstration.
"I didn't know that this was the charade for food."
"Knowing what it is going in makes it a lot more fun."
A Disney-Themed Proposal at the Trivia Bar
Layla presents 'Us-themed' trivia that leads to Cedric proposing with a Mickey and Minnie kissing ring, sponsored by Palantir in Hawaii.
"Will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me right now?"
"Disney wedding sponsored by Palantir in Hawaii!"
Robitussin Tessa's Charades Trivia
Robitussin Tessa introduces her unique brand of trivia which consists entirely of her performing charades while the audience guesses. The group discusses the confusing mechanics of guessing during a performance.
"It's so fun that you've turned trivia into charades, which like trivia night is so specifically not charades."
The Indiana Jones Charade Fail
Tessa attempts to recreate her Indiana Jones charade, which involves drawing a circle and a 'big belly baby.' She reveals she has never seen the movie and was actually trying to draw the state of Indiana and the world.
"I was trying to draw Indiana, the state."
Bad Bitch Trivia
Layla Johnson launches her 'Bad Bitch Trivia' segment, where every question starts with the same phrase and the answer is almost always Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The points system becomes increasingly convoluted.
"This badass bitch dresses in all black, but she's not a witch."
The Trivia Host Roll Call
The panel of trivia hosts introduces themselves with high-energy shouting, Taylor Swift trivia, and a 'peek behind the curtain' at their shared history as a failed trivia team.
"Guys, first of all, I'm jazzed as fuck! Can I say that?"
"It's like we're cosplaying who we host."