Sarah Dawn
A prestigious actor known for a one-line role on Golden Girls and Nickelodeon's Danger Force.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
7Gabriel and Sarah Dawn: The Uncredited Oscar Punch-Up Couple
Gabriel and Sarah Dawn discuss their marriage and Gabriel's 'uncredited' work doing joke punch-ups for Moonlight and La La Land, while Sarah brags about her one-line role on Golden Girls.
"I was the daughter in Golden Girls a long time ago."
"I did a joke pass on Moonlight."
"I also helped do a punch on La La Land and I kind of wanted to wipe my hands of it."
The Absolute Guest Star and the No-Kissing Rule
Gabriel and Sarah Dawn explain their power couple status, revealing Sarah's role as a villain named 'The Absolute Guest Star' and their strict rule of never touching mouths during intimacy.
"When we have sex we don't touch our mouths."
"The name of the villain is The Absolute Guest Star."
"We don't kiss, we tell."
Foley Art and the Media Fast
Diane and Brick discuss their 'media fast' which includes only listening to movies while blindfolded and recording animal sounds at the zoo for their new experimental film.
"We don't watch the animals because I consider that part of our media fast."
"We squeeze bubble wrap into a microphone."
"Animals are media for us."
We Bought a Zoo (For the Tax Write-Off)
Brick and Diane reveal their wealth comes from owning a zoo, which they use as a studio and a tax haven, despite the animals being a massive 'money pit' that won't stop eating.
"We bought a zoo and it's in a way we bought a studio."
"Those animals are hungry. People don't tell you that when you buy a zoo."
"We're going to be putting different animals in bikinis and tank tops."
The Bear Mauling and the Midnight Breakup
Sarah Dawn reveals she was mauled by a bear, explaining her erratic behavior, while Brick and Diane announce they are breaking up at midnight despite their upcoming movie release.
"I was mauled by a bear. That's why it's been hard to sit here."
"Diane and I will be breaking up tonight at midnight."
"Maybe I'll finally get wet?"
Real Sex vs. Pornography
Diane and Brick pitch their new film project involving 'real sex' between two vaginas, taking offense when the other couples suggest it sounds like a specific subcategory of pornography.
"It's not porn, it's real sex."
"I have this idea of putting like two vaginas together."
12 Years a Slave 2: The Joke Punch-Up
Dustin Wentworth reveals his biggest project is a joke punch-up for a sequel to 12 Years a Slave, claiming he adds 'fun flare' to the action lines to lighten the read.