Spencer Wave
The 'Avail King' who is always available for non-union work; recently discovered improv and thinks it is very raw and real.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
13The Scheduling Nightmare of Working Actors
The roommates attempt to plan a night out at 'Wings' or 'Barney's,' but their overlapping schedules of improv rehearsals, self-tapes, and multiple service jobs make a simple dinner impossible.
"It's so hard to schedule with all of us because we're all in and out so much."
"My self-tape is due at 7:00 AM."
"I work at Barney's and I'm there till 10:00."
The Carl's Jr. Super Bowl Callback
Lila reveals she has a callback for a commercial that might be for the Super Bowl. The script involves her holding a burger and saying one line, which the roommates insist is 'Union' material.
"I think I'd like to have this burger now."
"That sounds Union. That sounds like a Union commercial."
"Your type is someone who's about to eat a burger too."
Casa de Bookers and the Only Four Bars in LA
The roommates introduce their home, 'Casa de Bookers,' and list the only bars they know in Los Angeles, including a mythical place called 'Residuals' where actors get free drinks for low checks.
"Our password is 'booked and blessed' 1-2-3."
"This is one of the few bars we've heard of."
"You can bring in your residuals and they'll put it on the wall."
The 18 Survival Jobs of Cynthia
Cynthia reveals she is a job hoarder with 18 current survival jobs, including assisting a messy city planner and working for 'the telephone wires,' despite being the richest person in the house.
"Hopefully the goal is by the end of this year to have 16 survival jobs."
"You don't have to live in the bathroom. You have the money."
"I'm literally sleeping next to the toilet."
Animalistic Method Acting and the Ant Surprise
Lila describes her animalistic method acting process involving non-human noises. Connor counters with his own class experience where a teacher named Deborah Zump surprises him by placing an ant on his finger.
"I have to find the animal that that character would be and then I become that animal for two hours."
"She's putting an ant on my finger."
"She carried it butt to head."
The Roommate Love Triangle Reveal
The domestic tension peaks as Lila accuses Cynthia of kissing her boyfriend, Connor. It is revealed that Connor has been 'stealing kisses' with both women in the house and even on a boat.
"I'm pissed at you because you kissed my boyfriend."
"I'm kissing both the women in this house."
"The sailing hours are so different than the Sephora hours."
The Messy Polycule Backstory
The roommates reveal their convoluted history involving dating, breaking up on the third day, and a mysterious 'third' they dropped before bonding over Broad City and iMovie.
"The sailing hours are so different than the Sephora hours"
"We were in a relationship with a third. We had dropped her."
"That's when I started getting into comedy and that's when you started getting into iMovie"
The Audition Corner and Skateboard Chairs
The group discusses the strict rules of their 200-square-foot apartment, including the 'Audition Corner' and a proposal to judge auditions 'The Voice' style using skateboards as swivel chairs.
"We do it American Idol style"
"Acting is primarily sound"
"We can turn around on our skateboards. It's kind of hard to turn."
The Deepest K-Hole at CAA
Connor recounts the tragic story of being signed to CAA while high on ketamine during a performance of Much Ado About Nothing, only to be dropped via a formal letter a year later.
"Deepest khole I've ever been in. Couldn't claw my way out."
"Someone said something like noodle noodle biscuit head"
"I signed a two-year contract with them"
Spencer's Nepo Baby Reveal
In a final twist, Spencer reveals his father is Steven Spielberg, explaining his obsession with iMovie and why he lives in a fire pit despite his lineage.
"My dad is Steven Spielberg"
"Why do you live in a half room? A fire pit?"
"Ask them to be your self tape reader right now so that they can see"
The Roundtable Roll-Call of Survival Jobs
The roommates formally introduce themselves, revealing Lila lives on a cot in the kitchen, Spencer is the 'Avail King' of non-union work, Connor is a theater actor from OC, and Cynthia has 18 survival jobs.
"I live in the kitchen. I have the cot that's right in front of the fridge."
"I'm an actor but I've recently got into comedy and I find it so fun."
Wahoo Breathing and Shakespeare on Ketamine
Connor demonstrates his 'Wahoo' breathing ritual and discusses his new theater group, 'The K is the Thing,' which performs Shakespeare while high on ketamine at bars like The Surly Goat.
"My ritual is not your entertainment."
"They put on different Shakespeare plays in different bars but they do it while they're on ketamine."
The Roundtable Roll-Call of Survival Jobs (Part 2)
The roommates formally introduce themselves, revealing Lila lives on a cot in the kitchen, Spencer is the 'Avail King' of non-union work, Connor is a theater actor from OC, and Cynthia has 18 survival jobs.
"I have 18 survival jobs. I work at Barney's, the Apple Store, Sephora..."