Wink Devon
Victoria Balavouf, Ace Chork, Grayson Hats, Lemon DiLemon, Blue Fandango, Tommy Boomp, Don Fleming, Gwyneth Truck, Peter Fitzgerald, Frank Douglas (Born), Carol Douglas, Igloo Douglas, Sgt. Phil Dunnerhap, Stizzy, Gregory Daniel V, Foink, Fink Dink, Clay, Michael Devin Field Jr., Oat, Burnt Fink, Gia, Stevie Lightrain, Gabriel, John, Devin, Jeremiah, Deborah McMassey, Jessica Ray Rabbit, Charlie, Insane, Skylar, Schuyler, the Eurovision guy, Miles Teller, Bert, Sgt. Frank Dapper Fink, Stuart Booboo, Blair Rosecrans, Keefergotcubagoodinguuaa Fink, Josie, Gregory Fink, Natasha Charlie Fink, Pizza Man, Gwen D., the Silver Lake Ralph Mandoo, Vonch, Grace, Jonathan, Jonathan, Tommy Triangle, Dubber, Mathan, Truffle, Hollywood Jr., and Barbara Ann Delite.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
20The Agent with a Cookie and Al Pacino's Skin
Introductions conclude with an agent who is too busy eating a cookie to sign anyone and a motion capture artist who has been the 'skin' for Al Pacino for 70 years.
"I'm an agent with a cookie."
"They put a skin over me, a CGI skin."
"I'm Sarah. I work for the government, and you've been served."
"The mystery is what I do and who I am."
The Slippery Knife Prop Disaster
Phillip the prop guy accidentally brings real, slippery knives to the set instead of jelly sticks, resulting in a chaotic accident where the knives end up stuck in the ceiling.
"These knives are so slippery."
"They're all stuck in the ceiling."
"I'm Oat and I'm the pig they use for the movies."
The Ocean's 11 Pitch Suicide
Two aspiring filmmakers pitch a version of Ocean's 11 with girls, only to commit suicide upon learning that Ocean's 8 already exists.
"What if Oceans 11 was girls?"
"They've done that."
"I can't live in a world without my brother."
The Inventor of Charades and Jeremiah the Prophet
A series of rapid-fire character introductions including Charlie, who accidentally invented charades while trying to watch a movie with loud music, and Jeremiah the Prophet, who is now a name-dropping club owner in West Hollywood.
"My name is is Charlie and I invented charades."
"Jeremiah the prophet. A little bit of a name dropper."
"My name is Forever 21 and I invented the store Forever 21."
Robert Sisbad and the Definition of an Artist
Angela introduces Robert Sisbad, the brother of Sinbad, who assists him with mail and agent needs. The group eventually decides that the true definition of an artist is simply someone who helps their brother.
"My name is Robert Sisbad."
"An artist is someone who helps their brother, right?"
"Sometimes you only know who you are when someone tells you who you are."
The LA Street Name Writers Room
The panel reveals they are the writers responsible for naming streets in Los Angeles, admitting they got lazy and used their own names or rejected absurd titles like 'Piss Ass Street'.
"Warner Brothers did a deal with LA in 1904 to hire a writer room every year to name the new streets."
"Piss ass street."
"Better Call Saul Lane."
The 200 Person Panel: Rapid Fire Introductions
The performers cycle through a dizzying array of bizarre characters to reach their goal of 200 panelists, including a donut hole truck owner, a choir director for 'good boys', and a bug that gives Martin Scorsese ideas.
"I am a bug who sits upon Martin Scorsese's head and gives him ideas."
"All bugs last names are bugs. It's in our culture that is the naming convention."
Hollywood Ghosts and Lookalikes
The panel introduces Peter Fitzgerald, a ghost from Hollywood and Vine who needs a 'bringer' audience to stay in his haunting spot, and Dennis Travis, a man whose only personality trait is looking like Penn Badgley.
"I'm the ghost of myself."
"I need four people to come. Otherwise, I can't be there anymore."
The Douglas Family Roll Call
The performers rapidly introduce all twelve members of the family that 'Cheaper by the Dozen' was based on, including two different Franks, a robot, and a girl named 'Girl Skater'.
"There's two Franks. There's two different."
"You were adopted. I already had a name. We can't change your name."
The Backflip Twin Tragedy
Stizz and Stars, the backflip twins who aren't actually related, attempt a stunt that results in a fatal chandelier accident, causing the panel character count to drop.
"The chandelier went into his throat."
"All 200 characters to count must be alive by the end of the panel."
Lisa the Angry Neighbor
A character named Lisa disrupts the panel to demand that someone move their car, eventually revealing she works in 'entertainment' as an AMC Stubs list member.
"My car can't fit into its spot. So, can you move your damn car?"
"I am an AMC Stubs list member."
The Weatherman Boy Band Tragedy
A boy band that performs the weather is introduced, but they are immediately killed by the falling knives from the ceiling, resulting in another major character count reduction.
"Partly 70 with a chance of rain."
"Subtract four characters."
Young Sasquatch and the 15-Year Anxiety Attack
Glenn Fitch pitches a spin-off in the Young Sheldon universe about a confused Sasquatch, followed by Tabitha Tina Poppy, who has been having a continuous anxiety attack for over a decade.
"I'm creating Young Sasquatch in this Young Sheldon universe."
"I am having Hollywood's biggest anxiety attack. It's been going on for 15 years."
Poop Squad: The Herald Improv Team
A group of eight improvisers called Poop Squad explains the history of the Harold form and performs a chaotic pattern game based on the suggestion 'milkshake' that ends in a Wendy's.
"We're Poop Squad. We are a Herald team."
"Wait, y'all. This is a Wendy's."
Ronnie Damn Roasts Lemony Lemon
Ronnie Damn, an old man attempting to be a comedian for the second time, attempts to roast Lemony Lemon for bringing too much 'vanilla' to Hollywood.
"My name is Ronnie Damn."
"You brought so much vanilla to Hollywood that it might as well be the opposite of a BDSM conference."
The Rapid-Fire Character Roll Call Begins
The panel shifts into a high-speed introduction of bizarre Hollywood archetypes, including a cue card guy, a location scout for 'Hacks', and a white flamenco instructor who is also a Chase banker.
"I am the white flamenco instructor at the middle of the central theater group."
"I'M A CHASE BANKER."
Studio Princesses and Corporate Crimes
Introductions continue with a 'Studio Princess' hired to boost morale for grumpy executives and a version of Jeff Bezos who openly admits to committing crimes and tries to hit on the other panelists.
"I am a princess to the studios."
"I have a lot of money. I am committing lots of crimes."
The Ralph Mando Multiverse
The performers introduce the concept of 'Ralph Mandos,' neighborhood vibe-guards who exist in every part of LA and communicate via an exclusive, confusing GroupMe.
"Every neighborhood in Los Angeles has a Ralph Mando."
"We sort of guard the vibes of the city."
The H of the Hollywood Sign Speaks
The final introductions include a makeup artist for telemarketers and the literal letter 'H' from the Hollywood sign, who has been watching the industry from the hill for years.
"I'm the H of the Hollywood sign and I wanted to say hello."
"They're doing a big foundation hole right here."
The Man Who Thought of American Idol
Jeremy introduces Grace, a man who claims he didn't create American Idol, but simply 'thought of it' and told his friend Simon, yet received zero financial compensation for the idea.
"I actually was the guy who thought of the idea of doing American Idol."
"I got no money from it."