Andrew the Human
Son of Andre the Giant; runs an endurance-based restaurant where you eat 700 mozzarella sticks before the entree.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
6Andrew the Human and Lisa Fuck's Lineage
Andrew reveals he is the son of Andre the Giant and runs an endurance restaurant. Lisa Fuck reveals she is the daughter of Martha Stewart and the Scrub Daddy sponge.
"My dad is the sponge, the Scrub Daddy sponge."
"It's like Dick's Last Resort but $500 a plate."
The Rat King of Chuck E. Cheese Branding
Josephine Scab reveals she is a descendant of Chuck E. Cheese and explains that the restaurant's consistent branding ensures everything, from milkshakes to toilet seats, tastes and feels like pepperoni pizza.
"I don't love to cook because I'm a rat, I love to cook because I am a descendant of Chuck E. Cheese."
"When you sit on the toilet, it feels like you're sitting on a pepperoni pizza."
Nanny Issues and Deal or No Deal Milk
The panel discusses their childhood assistants. Yankee Mandel recalls her 'nipple-seeking' phase on Deal or No Deal, while Lisa Fuck realizes her family helpers were actually paid employees of the Scrub Daddy estate.
"I would go up to her nipple and look for milk."
"I had every girl that was a model, one through fifty briefcases, be my nanny at some point."
Winning the Dentist and Insider Trading
The group brags about 'winning' various life milestones, including the dentist's office (by having no cavities), college (by leaving after two weeks), and insider trading.
"I won the dentist office. They were like, you won."
"I dabbled in some insider trading and I won."
Pop Hit: Fuck Me in the Fuck Post Office
Lisa Fuck previews her new concept albums, 'All Ass No Tit' and 'All Tit No Ass,' and performs her hit single about being horny at the post office on a Thursday.
"The public actually won't see a picture of my ass until the ass album."
"I'm horny at the mailbox, I'm horny at the post office."
The Nepo Baby Roundtable Roll-Call
The hosts introduce a panel of 'nepo babies' who discuss the 'hard work' of walking through doors their parents opened. Andrew the Human establishes his 'bad boy' persona by putting his phone on loud.
"A lot of people put it on silent, I put it on loud."
"The door was open for us, but we got to do the rest."
"God reads my journal for true."