Patrick McDonald
Host20 episodesCategory:Cast For the Jeremy Culhane character, see Patrick McDonald (Character)
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the pope in Heated Papalcy
1 appearanceA voice actor who lost many of his diverse roles to more appropriate casting and is now obsessed with the Dodgers.
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! We hope you’re spending the day cozy on the couch, trading gifts, and reveling in some good old fashioned holiday magic with your loved ones. So grab the hot cocoa, light a seasonal candle, and snuggle down for a marathon of our most seasonal episodes. Even introduce it to your cat or your uncle for some prime holiday bonding!
1 appearanceKnown as 'Honk,' he is the team's driver and a veteran scout who has worked with Ryan Murphy since Nip/Tuck.
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also known as the "Broadway Babbler" on TikTok.
1 appearanceVP of comedic programing
1 appearanceA storyteller who follows the vibe and named himself after the musician Claude and the clothing brand St. Clair.
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actor, director, and writer
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! We hope you’re spending the day cozy on the couch, trading gifts, and reveling in some good old fashioned holiday magic with your loved ones. So grab the hot cocoa, light a seasonal candle, and snuggle down for a marathon of our most seasonal episodes. Even introduce it to your cat or your uncle for some prime holiday bonding!
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writer of The Galway Girl.
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runs seminars where people are reborn and become newborns once more, sucking on pacifiers and wearing bonnets.
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The oldest daughter, a model and influencer who speaks in a barely audible whisper despite thinking she's yelling.
1 appearancefounder of The Daisy Method
1 appearancewriter of various songs that expanded Santa Claus mythology.
1 appearanceSenior Executive in Charge of Creative Development for CrackerBarrelTV
1 appearanceLucky ducks, it's another AOAOAOA marathon, this time spearheaded by the one, the only, Kylie Brakeman! We cackle while revisiting her Final Four of favorite episodes - Academy Award Voters, We AlL pLaYeD tHe JoKeR, Weathermen, and Vegas Performers. We talk about Angela breaking all the rules of improv with Bitch Nanny, we build a Joker house together, Jeremy drops some major lore about Barbara Anne Delight, and we record 15 episodes in a weekend. Get in on the jokes, go watch, and hope it doesn't rain!
1 appearanceHost of "I Had a Feeling", and as Chess, Music Guy for "Simply Safe Presents: Ooh, Who Murdered That Girl?"
1 appearancehead stop motion animator and co-writer
1 appearancealso known as Instagram_ (with an underscore). This SEO trick has allowed him to amass an army of 80-year-olds who accidentally followed him.
1 appearanceand business partner, head of development for Not Again Entertainement.
1 appearance44 years old.
1 appearance80s pop star and a host/judge of the show
1 appearancedoes wardrobe for everything shooting in Hawaii
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Lucky ducks, it's another AOAOAOA marathon, this time spearheaded by the one, the only, Kylie Brakeman! We cackle while revisiting her Final Four of favorite episodes - Academy Award Voters, We AlL pLaYeD tHe JoKeR, Weathermen, and Vegas Performers. We talk about Angela breaking all the rules of improv with Bitch Nanny, we build a Joker house together, Jeremy drops some major lore about Barbara Anne Delight, and we record 15 episodes in a weekend. Get in on the jokes, go watch, and hope it doesn't rain!
1 appearanceIt’s a JEREMY MARATHON day! To celebrate Jeremy and his new adventure (but don’t worry, even New York can’t get between him and this pod) we’ve rounded up four of Jeremy’s favorite AOAOAOA episodes for a Jarathon - Love is Blind, Clock It, Eurovision, and True Crime Podcasters. Between episodes is some juicy juicy BTS - Jeremy loses his mind over telling time and laughs so much that he sobs remembering the Eurovision episode. Kylie also fights for her life with Paul F. Tompkins and the gang remember filming podcasts in a hotel lobby fishbowl and what we used to think was a “professional recording set up.” We DON’T show you Jeremy’s feet or his Subway commercials with Marshawn Lynch that have never seen the light of day but we do show you where you can find both - the Patreon of course! This whole episode is like riding a bull so strap in!
1 appearancenow broken-up with Tanya over her veneers and having cheated on her
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aka Young Joker
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head of Mythology, aka the Stickler
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the singer and dancer representing the United Kingdom performing their song Don't Watch the Star, Be the Star
1 appearancethe guy who shouts out single lines over crowds
1 appearancescript writer and tennant in Red Foo's guest house
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Lucky ducks, it's another AOAOAOA marathon, this time spearheaded by the one, the only, Kylie Brakeman! We cackle while revisiting her Final Four of favorite episodes - Academy Award Voters, We AlL pLaYeD tHe JoKeR, Weathermen, and Vegas Performers. We talk about Angela breaking all the rules of improv with Bitch Nanny, we build a Joker house together, Jeremy drops some major lore about Barbara Anne Delight, and we record 15 episodes in a weekend. Get in on the jokes, go watch, and hope it doesn't rain!
1 appearancethe youngest mall Santa
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20The Rhetorical Answer and Collective Breath
The business influencers establish their presence through aggressive mindfulness, 'statement-fying' questions, and inventing the 'rhetorical answer'—an answer that requires no question.
"What if we answered all questions rhetorically and actually answered them intentionally?"
"A rhetorical answer is an answer that did not need a question."
"I can smell this energy. It is a mix of perfume, cologne, sweat, tears, and grind."
Graham Gunt: The SEO King of the Elderly
Graham Gunt explains his business model of tricking 83-year-olds into following him by naming his account 'Instagram_' and eventually getting written into their wills.
"I am the pioneer of lost 83-year-olds."
"You are the deactivated dead account king."
"Nobody else will value your money like I will."
Isabelle's Invisible Font Empire
Isabelle (Monetize) describes her high-value partnership with Canva, where she pitches fonts that don't exist visually and can only be described through confusing metaphors.
"The lines in the middle of the letter should be sauce. And the lines on the outside should be buns."
"It looks like knives, but it's more squiggles."
"Circles with a vine going through it that somehow makes noise."
The 4:00 AM Lasagna Bake
Archer Saint describes her partner Evissera, a horse trainer who joins her for a 4:00 AM lasagna bake to clear their somatic heads. The panel discusses the necessity of non-linear time management for entrepreneurs.
"This is when we do our lasagna bake."
"I live three days for every ordinary person's one day."
"Lasagna in the morning, horses in the afternoon."
Psychic Box Turtle Partnership
Hundred Thousand Million reveals his business partner is a box turtle with whom he psychically communicates. He pitches his 'Grade 18' turtle communication course which costs $400 per afternoon.
"It's a box turtle because it's somebody who's just with me every step of the way."
"Turtle communications is like grade 18."
"It's $400 per afternoon."
The Legend of Ickman
Graham Gunt discusses his viral TikTok infamy as 'Ickman' due to his bizarre Hinge voice memos. He plays several examples where he uses strange character voices to invite women to various Social Clubs.
"They're calling me Ickman."
"You must be this tall to ride me. I'm just kidding."
"I have a Chablis waiting for you."
Money Metabolism and Thought Arbitrage
The panel discusses their net worth, describing money as a 'metabolism' or 'lazy river.' F attempts to out-earn the others by assigning exponential dollar values to his own thoughts.
"Money is metabolism."
"I'm up $10 million and your butt is baloney on the side of the curb."
"Everything I have is liquid because I put it all back into what I do."
The Font Empire and Self-Muppeting
Isabelle describes her staff of three 'great guys' who help her draw fonts. She presents custom fonts based on the other panelists, leading into a discussion on 'self-muppeting' as a coaching technique.
"I have fonts based off of all you."
"Do you guys not self-muppet?"
"Masterbatory coaching."
The 10-Intensity Motivational Roll Call
The panel introduces themselves with extreme, unearned intensity, demanding the audience 'tap the hell in' and celebrating the simple act of getting in a car to record a podcast.
"I need everybody to tap the hell in right now."
"Hundreds of people today decided to not do a podcast."
"We all got in the car. You got in the car!"
Daniella Scaroo's Adult Birthing Seminars
Daniella explains her controversial method of treating adults like newborns, involving diapers, bonnets, and 'birthing portals' to fix people who were 'raised wrong.'
"My seminars are a birthing seminar."
"You wear a diaper. You suck on a little baba."
"I have never once forced a woman to hold a baba in her mouth."
The Two Ghosts Method
Larissa McCamera recounts a near-death experience with a big rig that led her to see two disappointed ghosts, inspiring her to start a skincare line and a podcast immediately.
"Those ghosts looked at me like this: 'For shame.'"
"I had to start a skincare line immediately."
"Who are the two ghosts in your life?"
Mackencheez's 'Make a Mess' Philosophy
Mackencheez introduces her chaotic brand of motivation which involves physical outbursts and destroying art, while claiming to be from Dallas despite a thick New Jersey accent.
"We're gonna make a fucking mess!"
"Put your anus down and kick up."
"I am proudly from Dallas."
"What if I just fucking made a mess?"
The 30-Second Motivational Optimization
The panel discusses how their motivational styles are optimized for the social media age, specifically 23-second clips, before they inevitably derail into nonsense.
"We all have a good 30 seconds and then everything starts derailing."
"We are optimized for the social media age."
"I used AI to generate a version of myself who doesn't fall."
The Two Ghost Method and Color Theory Advice
The speakers take a call from 'Emily' regarding a Sadie Hawkins dance. Larissa introduces the 'Two Ghost Method' (the Virgin and the Whore), while Tommy and Daniella argue over color-coded life advice.
"Every woman has inside herself two base ghosts: the virgin and the whore."
"I'd tell you to fucking shave your head."
"Be love under everything. Blue. Blue. Blue."
Justin Timberlake's Boy Scout Career Pivot
A caller claiming to be Justin Timberlake asks for advice on pivoting to leading Boy Scout trips. The panel responds with conflicting advice about 'impulse' and 'emptying the cookie jar.'
"This was Justin Timberlake."
"To impulsively push is to be baby."
"I want you to empty the cookie jar so we could fill it back up with flowers."
"You, Justin Timberlake, are normal."
Walkout Songs and Mid-Day Retirement
The panel discusses their walkout songs, leading into a chaotic sequence where Mackencheez screams 'Let It Go' and the group analyzes the 'mid-life crisis' that occurs at 4:00 PM daily.
"The perfect girl is gone!"
"It's 4:00 PM. You're having a mid-life crisis in the middle of your age of your day."
"Retire into the death of his sleep."
The Boo Method and Ghost Possession
Larissa attempts to exorcise a 'ghost' from Mackencheez using the 'Boo Method,' a rhythmic breathing exercise that supposedly fixes spiritual possession.
"I think I see a ghost afoot."
"Use the boo method."
"The ghost is gone. I fixed you."
The Agaki-Baki and Breathe Methods
Tommy invents a Japanese word, 'Agaki-Baki,' and leads a group chant of the 'Breathe' method to unlock 'Kai 2' via the 'estrogen pack.'
"Breathe out everything about yourself."
"Once you hit the estrogen pack, you unlock Kai 2."
Merch Pitch: Protein Burrito Bananas
The panelists pitch bizarre merchandise, including catheters, coffin fridge magnets, and Tommy's 'ability-forming edible substance' known as the Protein Burrito Banana.
"I sell protein burrito bananas."
"It's an ability-forming edible substance."
Welcome to Gumption Point
Hosts Patrick and Kylie introduce the episode's theme: theme park actors from Ohio's premier destination, Gumption Point.
"Pack that fanny pack, put on some sunscreen, and get ready to smile the whole day."