Background Voice Actors (with Seth Morris and Erin Whitehead)
Cast & Characters (6)
Bits & Timeline (15)
The Voice Artist Roundtable Roll-Call
The panel of voice artists introduces themselves, discussing the nuances of dubbing, looping, and 'walla'. They reveal bizarre industry secrets like gargling cat sperm to preserve vocal cords.
"If you get a young enough cat's sperm and you gargle it, it will change the cellular makeup of your trachea."
"I'm so used to having you guys in my cans... sorry, in the headphones."
Dax Baxter's Anime Obsession
Dax Baxter discusses his work dubbing 'Sinkin in the Hole Jiu-Jitsu' and his deep, slightly uncomfortable obsession with Japanese culture, while Glezelle dismisses anime as mere cartoons.
"I love Japanese culture. Sometimes I just wish..."
"I don't watch cartoons."
The Loop Group Breakup Tension
The panel reveals that Dax and Glezelle used to date, leading to a fractured 'loop group' that now communicates exclusively through Wordle guesses and one-cent Venmo transactions.
"We communicate on Wordle just so that you guys don't see."
"We talk on Venmo. We send each other one cent back and forth."
Glezelle's Supernatural Sex Sounds
Glezelle Baloney demonstrates her specialty: ethereal sex sounds, specifically claiming credit for the scene in Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd's character is 'sucked off' by a ghost.
"I specialize in sex sounds to supernatural sounds."
"I made those ghost sounds in Ghostbusters."
Lurch Garnet's Food Walla Specialty
Lurch Garnet, a former on-camera actor who 'scraped his face off' in a scooter accident, demonstrates his unique ability to voice specific food bites, including pudding and a goldfish.
"I specialize in walla, but like food walla. Specifically the bite."
"I got some work as a tree."
The Yips and Cat Semen Gargling
Glezelle confesses to having the 'yips' when it comes to the 'boop' cues in the studio, leading to a desperate admission about gargling cat semen to fix her timing and getting fired from her last job.
"I have the yips when it comes to the boops."
"I've been desperate. I've been gargling cat semen."
Emotional Support Cats and Sunscreen
Rolf discusses bringing an 11-year-old emotional support cat into the booth, which leads to a debate about the SPF properties of cat semen and the 'Association of Sperm Pulling Cats' (ASPCA).
"You can also use cat semen as a sunscreen."
"Association of sperm pulling cat... ASPCA."
The Fredigans and Dubstep Coming Out
Miranda shares a traumatic story of her son coming out to her on a phone call that was recorded and used as a dubstep drop, while Lurch discusses his obsession with Japanese culture via Age of Empires 2.
"My son came out of the closet to me on the phone... they used it in some dubstep drop."
"I played Age of Empires 2 as the Japanese and I just loved what they were doing."
Nosferatu Walla Isolation Tracks
The group reviews their individual 'Walla' (background chatter) tracks from a medieval village scene in a Nosferatu remake, revealing bizarrely specific and non-period-appropriate dialogue.
"I need hay. I need lots of hay."
"I met Jason Alexander the other day, he's much taller than you would expect."
The Soup Loop and Dennis Quaid's Shrimp
Lurch Garnet describes his meticulous process for looping soup-slurping sounds and his 104-take performance as a shrimp in Dennis Quaid's esophagus for the film 'The Substance'.
"I wanted to get a piece stuck in my esophagus so you could hear it."
"Dennis Quaid. Great guy. Very chill."
Torso Anatomy and the Deep Throat Remake
The group debates the anatomical functions of armpits and Adam's apples before discussing their involvement in a remake of the classic adult film 'Deep Throat'.
"The armpit is the urethra of your torso."
"Your neck is the taint of your head and your chest."
Richard Nixon's Watergate Audition Tape
Glezelle attempts to secure a role in the 'Deep Throat' remake by performing Richard Nixon's resignation speech as a series of suggestive moans and groans.
"Oh, my fellow Americans. Oh, I know what I did was wrong."
"He let the water out through the gate."
Anime Dubbing and the Big Sword
Dax Baxter shares his upcoming Netflix anime projects, including 'School Girl and School Boy Kiss', and demonstrates his voice for a sentient Big Sword.
"I'm a big sword. You think you can carry me?"
"They love my laugh. They say the laugh is so perfect for the genre."
Dark Web ASMR and Restaurant Roleplay
Lurch demonstrates his 'Dark Web ASMR' involving gun sales, while Glezelle explains her hobby of disarming restaurant couples by talking to imaginary dead relatives.
"I feel so powerful."
"I was simply doing an important thing for our country, for the Republicans of this country."
The Oppenheimer Dance Circle Finale
The panel concludes by performing a 'Walla' loop for the film 'Oppenheimer', simulating the chaotic background chatter of scientists setting off the atomic bomb.
"This is kind of like when dancers have like a dance circle."
"Good night, Hollywood!"