30 Straight Minutes of Namedropping Our Patreon Members (BONUS EPISODE)
Cast & Characters (4)
Bits & Timeline (10)
The Social Experiment: Hollywood's Most Notorious Name-Droppers
The performers introduce a special 'social experiment' episode where four notorious name-droppers are challenged to have a conversation without mentioning anyone they know.
"Hollywood is all about connections."
"Can they resist name-dropping, or will this fall flat on the first name?"
The Multi-Hyphenate Process Talk at Cafe Gratitude
The characters meet at Cafe Gratitude and immediately begin posturing about their 'process' as writer-director-actors while struggling to avoid dropping names of industry elite.
"I'm a writer-director-actor."
"I follow what the vibe is."
"My name is clearly, obviously, Claude St. Clair."
The Name-Drop Drinking Game
After a character accidentally mentions 'Jody,' the group establishes a rule: they must take a shot for every name-drop, unless it's someone they all know.
"Every time somebody name drops... we have to take a shot."
"We can name drop people we all know."
Avy the Venice Boardwalk VR Vector
Claude describes his high-tech project adapting a Venice Boardwalk caricature artist named Avy into a 'free-range VR character' that pops into any game.
"Did I mention I do VR too?"
"Avy's becoming a vector."
The Medical 'No Fart' Guarantee
Lips Mouth reveals she booked a role in Spiderman because she has a medical guarantee from a doctor that she is physically incapable of farting.
"I medically don't do that."
"That's part of the reason why I booked Spiderman."
The Applevolume Dynasty and Eye-Contact Wisdom
Lips Mouth reveals her close personal ties to Gregory Applevolume, whose father controls iPhone volume inputs, and claims he was the first person to suggest looking into eyes to know a story.
"His dad obviously runs the company Applevolume, which controls all of the volume inputs on iPhones."
"He actually walked in my shoes and he figured out that I'm intelligent."
The Invention of the Haiku at Age Three
Claude St. Clair claims he invented the haiku at age three based on a meal of chicken nuggets, goldfish, and apple juice, leading to a discussion on the 'counting world'.
"I invented haikus when I was three, so it's crazy to talk about it again."
"Director and actor world, it's tiny, but counting world, tinier."
Community Dropping and the Elite Makeup Scene
The group debates the ethics of 'community dropping' versus name-dropping, with Lips Mouth claiming she worked on Fenty but is too cool to mention it.
"It felt like you didn't just name-drop, it felt like you community-dropped."
"I would never come out and be like, 'I worked on Fenty.'"
Richard the Green Alien Lawyer
Claude St. Clair reveals his legal representative is a non-terrestrial entity named Richard, aka Green Alien Green Alien, who handles space-time matters.
"He isn't actually of this world."
"His name is Richard, aka Green Alien Green Alien."
The Shared Therapist: Walter Creative Snackbot
In a moment of synchronicity, the entire table realizes they share the same therapist: an entity known as Walter Creative Snackbot.
"Walter Creative Snackbot! That is mine!"
"I talk to him every Monday."