Jacob Wysocki
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11The Stanwells 35th Anniversary Reunion
The legendary voice cast of the animated family comedy 'The Stanwells' reunites, immediately diving into petty drama regarding Zoom protocols, vaccination status, and a long-standing hatred for the show's writers.
"It's probably those stupid fucking writers."
"We didn't even skip a beat, we just got right into the drama."
Taz's Signature Razes
Robert 'Taz' Allianda demonstrates his 'self-mixing' technique and his signature 'razes'—insults so sharp they make the sound engineers take the day off to play Texas Hold 'Em in the bathroom.
"I like to self-mix."
"My razes are real and they hurt."
Bernie's Mom Voice and the Prisoner Tattoos
Bernie Donovan discusses the sexualized fan mail he receives because people mistake his character for a woman, and the strange fact that his character is the most common tattoo among prisoners.
"I'm really getting the experience of having a mom voice on TV."
"Your character is the number one character that prisoners get tattooed on their body."
The Ghost Kitchen: Best F***ing Pizza
Robert Tasmanian Devil Allianda discusses his side hustle, a ghost kitchen called 'Best F***ing Pizza' where he frequently makes the wrong food on purpose.
"Sometimes people order a pizza and I just make a burger."
"I'm the chef."
The Taboo Question: Character Porn
The voice actors confront the existence of adult content based on their characters, leading to a discussion about a season where they all switched voices due to a clerical error.
"Have you guys looked at all the weird porn that they're making about us?"
"The writers accidentally did a find-replace for all the characters."
Guest Star Memories: Tim Burton and Dua Lipa
The cast shares memories of working with guest stars, including a clip of Tim Burton's high-pitched neighbor character and a disastrous session with Dua Lipa.
"Tim Burton's tiny voice got on our show."
"I'm simply levitating."
The Funhouse Mirror Pyramid Scheme
Bernie Donovan and Jennifer Jacobson argue over a failed business venture involving funhouse mirrors that may or may not have been a pyramid scheme.
"It completely throws what you think about your body on its head."
"That's where they think it's a pyramid scheme."
The Quantum Leap Crime Documentary Confusion
Bernie Donovan tries to discuss his role in Quantum Leap, but the panel gets sidetracked by a fictional crime documentary about a girl named Quantum who may have been pushed.
"It's about that little girl named Quantum. Couldn't decide if she jumped or got pushed."
"Quantum's Sleep. Oh yeah, I remember this one."
The Great Panelist Exodus and AI Voice Rights
Robert and Bernie announce they are quitting the show, revealing they have already sold their voice rights to AI. Robert also admits to a long-term secret affair with Bernie.
"I'm not coming back next season."
"The computer has my voice. I gave it to AI."
"It's almost like we're really married and I need a divorce."
A History of Eerily Accurate Show Predictions
The panel reminisces about the many times their show predicted the future, including South Park, Flamin' Hot Doritos, and the eventual sentience of milk.
"We predicted the show South Park. We had a show within our show called Northwoods."
"Milk is going to start becoming sentient. I think that will happen."
The Makeup Circle and Final Goodbyes
Bernie pitches a new multi-level marketing makeup scheme that is 'a circle, not a pyramid' before the characters offer their final, bizarre farewells to the audience.
"It's not a pyramid, it's a circle. The money stays within the circle."
"Beakers and vials, goodnight!"