Bill Moore
Highlight Bits & Quotes
7The Bobby Flay Tape and the Newport Boat Fight
The group discusses a scandalous 'Flay Tape' hidden in a safe and a massive falling out between Dank and his co-host Trey Sledge involving Newport boat parties.
"I heard there's a Flay tape bopping around the studio."
"He said the Flay tape could have been him being like really racist."
"My dad has a boat in Newport and so like he goes to party at the boat all the time."
The 'Not These Balls' Off-Limits Zone
Wings introduces the 'Not These Balls' rule, where certain topics like asthma, half-sisters, and Ghislaine Maxwell are strictly off-limits for comedic roasting.
"A 'Not These Balls' zone is something that's like off-limits."
"My aunt being Ghislaine Maxwell... not these balls."
"I've been petitioning for it to be 'These Balls' for a minute."
Martha Stewart's 'Shit It or Hit It' Game
Bill Moore recounts a disastrous interview with Martha Stewart where a game of 'Shit It or Hit It' led to Martha lassoing a producer with a microphone cable.
"We played 'Shit It or Hit It'."
"Martha kind of dragged her around for all of her errands."
"When women get stuck together it's a nightmare."
Dank Pringle's 17-Year-Old Growth Hormone Secret
Dank Pringle reveals he is actually only 17 years old and owes his 6'10" stature to his mother's liberal use of growth hormones, leading to a moment of silence for moms.
"I'm only 17 but I turn 18 in the fall"
"My mom put growth hormone so I'm 6'10""
"Can we do a moment of silence for moms"
The Nasty Boys Podcast Demographics: Teachers and Belle-Hops
The panel compares their massive listener counts, revealing niche demographics ranging from 70 million teachers to a 55% majority of 'Belle-Hops' (female bellhops with bows).
"I have 70 million a week and it's all teachers"
"55% Bell hops which I just thought was an interesting demo"
"You just do B-E-L-L-E hofs Belle-hofs"
Rapid Round: BMX Rivers of Waste and Infinite Boobs
The hosts engage in a high-stakes rapid-fire question round covering hypothetical BMX accidents, asymmetrical anatomy, and the shocking addition of Ira Glass to the Nasty Boys network.
"What do you do when you're riding a BMX bike and at the bottom is a river full of shit"
"Shout out to Ira Glass the newest member of the Nasty Boys"
"Me and Ira recorded we went to Nantucket and talked about Ira's divorce"
The Nasty Balls Network Roll Call
The 'Bad Boys of Podcasting' introduce themselves and their shows on the Nasty Balls network, establishing their hyper-masculine, 'riff-heavy' personas and their reliance on 'off-camera women' to handle all technical tasks.
"It's going to be riff city. I'll tell you what, it's going to be riff city."
"I should also mention that all of our off-camera women are here."
"Get ready to pack up and move to Austin after failing in LA for five years."