Bradley Gurgin
The other half of the Gurgin brothers; he believes in matching twins as closely as possible, even through surgery.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
11The Ultimate Hollywood Poaching Lesson
Jesse tries to drop her client Marty on speakerphone, only for Marissa to immediately poach him for the CAA Big and Tall division. Marty then fires Jesse before she can finish firing him.
"I'm from the CAA Big and Tall division. How would you like to come to Hollywood?"
"I was dropping you!"
"Doublemint gum really made a stigma for twins."
"They have to look the exact same but they can't be the exact same."
The Gurgin Brothers: Twin Agents for Twins
Bradley and Bristol Gurgin introduce themselves as identical twin agents who exclusively represent twins, operating under the philosophy that 'two heads are better than one.'
"We are the twin agents who represent twins."
"If you don't know us, you're not in Hollywood."
The Sprouse Finger Lengthening Procedure
The Gurgin brothers admit to medically altering the Sprouse twins to make them look more fraternal, including a non-invasive robot procedure to add extra digits to Cole's fingers for tree-climbing.
"We lengthened one of their fingers. Medically and forever."
"This boy can climb a tree like you guys have never seen."
The Gurgin Brothers' Twin-Only Agency Strategy
Bristol and Bradley Gurgin explain their niche representing identical twins and their frustration with movies like The Social Network that only hire one actor to play both roles. They demonstrate their synchronized 'twin-call' technique.
"These are movies with identical twins where they don't—they only hire one person. It's unfair."
"It's twins talking to twins, you know?"
Sydney Sandy Sweeney and the Seven Dwarfs
Jesse attempts to prove she represents Sydney Sweeney but fails a basic trivia test, claiming the actress has seven sisters who are the Seven Dwarfs and an assistant also named Sydney Assistant.
"Sydney Sandy Sweeney."
"How many of them are the seven dwarfs? Zero. We'll cut that out."
The Gurgin Brothers' Clown Heritage
The Gurgin brothers reveal they were homeschooled by an uncle who represented clowns for local car commercials and fought for them to be paid in money instead of food.
"He represented a lot of clowns for local car commercials."
"You guys got to start paying these people not in food, you got to start paying them in money."
Payless vs. Ross Fan Fiction Rivalry
A heated debate erupts over the prestige of retail fan fiction. Marissa represents a Payless Shoe Store writer, while Jesse represents a Ross Dress for Less writer, which the others deem 'for perverts.'
"Ross is for perverts."
"Payless Shoe Store is Burt Reynolds. Ross is Nick Nolte."
Busing to the Soho House
The Gurgins admit they are broke and living in Agoura Hills, forced to take the bus to the Soho House while trying to keep their suits clean.
"To keep your suit clean on a bus is one of the most challenging experiences of my life."
The TikTok Twin Portfolio
The Gurgins list their viral twin clients including the Island Boys and DaVinci Boys, admitting they mostly just provide them with ring lights.
"We technically didn't book them on TikTok but we provide them a lot of the lights they use."
The Great Agent Poaching
Jesse successfully poaches the Gurgin brothers' assistant and clients via a series of rapid-fire phone calls as the episode concludes.
"Dylan and Cole Sprouse, pick up the phone."
The Agent Roll-Call and Industry Spot Talk
The hosts introduce four top Hollywood agents who immediately begin 'putting out fires' on their phones and discussing the meanest chefs at exclusive industry spots like the San Vicente Bungalows.
"Jump in the water and meet these sharks."
"I love a mean chef. It means they care."
"I'm putting out fires."