Bryant Brake
country music singer and owner of Bar Away from Home
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10Brenda the Yellow Wiggle's Edible Ravioli Dispensary
Brenda, the Yellow Wiggle, reveals her side hustle: 'Wobadoodle Weed,' a dispensary specializing in shelf-stable weed ravioli and sleeping bags.
"I'm a Wiggle by day, a stoner by night."
"It's not cheese, it's just weed."
"I'm on the precipice of maybe a huge culture war in the Wiggles."
The 'Girls and Weed' Collaborative Anthem
The group discovers the perfect brand synergy in the phrase 'Girls and Weed,' leading to a high-energy musical number featuring a Wiggles verse, a country bridge, and a problematic rap verse from Sammy Doody.
"Girls and weed, we're smoking together!"
"I just applied for so many zoning permits you have no idea."
"If I remember saying suck these nuts, feel these nuts, I'm stressed out."
Soho House for Girls and the GirlMo Economy
A beauty blogger turned entrepreneur pitches a female-only networking space that rejects 'masculine' credit cards in favor of a proprietary app called GirlMo.
"Credit cards feel a little bit masculine and a little bit constraining."
"Men cannot sign up for GirlMo."
Sammy Doody's Disgusting Sammies Ghost Kitchen
Skateboarder Sammy Doody discusses his Uber Eats exclusive ghost kitchen that serves intentionally repulsive food combinations like Peanut Butter Jelly Tikka Masala.
"Time to get disgusting. You want to get disgusting with my sandwich?"
"We are under a Chinese restaurant in the middle of Santa Monica."
Bryant Brake's Dive Bar Moat and Rubber Boots
Bryant describes his restaurant 'Bar Away From Home,' which features a stage built into the bar surrounded by a moat for bartenders. He reveals they serve beer in rubber boots, which are essentially sippy cups for men.
"Basically it's big sippy cups for men."
"Imagine like a little bit of a moat."
Soho House for Girls: Handcuffs and CEO Chorus
The Soho House for Girls Girlie explains that men are allowed in her club but must be handcuffed to a female member. The club features wallpaper TVs playing interviews with female CEOs at full volume to overwhelm guests.
"Men are handcuffed to the girl."
"We want you to be overwhelmed with the chorus of female opportunity."
Sammy Doody's Disgusting Sandwich Lab
Sammy Doody discusses his 'Duty Lab' where he pranks his employee Ariq into eating disgusting sandwiches like the cheese-carrot-falafel-pie sandwich, which has made guests violently ill.
"If you're going to get a disgusting sammy you have to be ready to feel disgusting after it."
"We leave meat out all the time."
Bryant Brake's Epstein Island Go-Kart Track
Bryant Brake reveals he bought 14 islands, including the Epstein Island, which he plans to 'cleanse' and turn into the world's largest go-kart track.
"It's going to become the world's largest go-kart island."
"I got a big deal on the Epstein Island."
The HR Nightmare Email Chain
The panel receives simultaneous emails detailing the collapse of their ventures: salmonella outbreaks, server injuries involving rubber boots, and Brenda's illegal contact with non-Wiggles.
"Every single item of my food gives people salmonella."
"I'm contractually not allowed to get emails. I'm not supposed to be talked to by anybody but the Wiggles."
Bryant Brake's Country Scale and Sconce Obsession
Country singer Bryant Brake introduces his restaurant 'Bar Away From Home' and reveals a bizarre emotional connection to the studio's sconces, which remind him of his mother.
"My mama is a sconce."
"If we're going to invest, we're going to go Whole Hog on it. It's Whole Hog LLC."