Carol Ann Davidson
A legendary 1970s actress who won five Emmys and fears AI blood-taking.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
11The CW's Creature Feature Casting Luck
Kelly Ann and Carol Ann discuss the unpredictable nature of CW shows, where actors aren't told what creature they are playing until day one, ranging from hot teen trolls to nymphs and slugs.
"It's about a bunch of hot teen trolls and they sort of were under the bridge."
"They don't tell you what creature you're going to be until the first day they shoot."
"Mine was I went on they told me slugs and snails."
The Orange and Potato Restaurant Investment
The cast discusses their bizarre dietary habits in France, leading to the reveal that Carol Ann Davidson has invested in a restaurant called 'Orange and Potato' which features 50 ways to prepare only those two ingredients.
"I open a restaurant called Orange and Potatoes."
"50 different ways, 25 different types of oranges, and of course like eight different types of potatoes."
The Concept of Underground
Kelly Ann unboxes her new CW project via email, only to find the premise is incredibly vague: it is simply 'Underground'—not hell, not zombies, just the concept of dirt.
"It's not hell, it's not Dante's Inferno, it's not zombies, it's underground dirt."
"So it's like an underground like three undergrounds are in love with each other?"
Leah Remini's Scientology Boat Trip
The cast reminisces about a boat trip on the Seine where guest star Leah Remini allegedly spent the entire time trying to recruit them into Scientology so she could then help them escape it.
"She's going on and on about Scientology nonstop."
"She wanted me to get into Scientology so she could get me out."
The Eiffel Tower Texting Incident
Kelly Ann and Carol Ann recount a romantic four-hour equipment failure on the Eiffel Tower, which resulted in a lost phone and a text to Lydia that was never sent.
"I accidentally kicked your phone off the top of the Eiffel Tower."
"She really does have a Tony."
Reviewing the Reviews: Shrek Monthly and Vulture Threats
The panel discusses their critical reception, ranging from a 'revelation' in Shrek Monthly to stalking reports in Vulture that Kelly Ann insists are just 'method acting' for her new show.
"Move aside Helen of Troy, Silent of Troy is in town now."
"I didn't say it to Vulture, I emailed them."
Carol Ann Davidson's Old Hollywood Wisdom
Legendary actress Carol Ann Davidson shares stories from the 1970s, her fear of AI taking blood, and the time she accidentally ate a coaster thinking it was a cookie.
"When you get to be my age, a coaster is a cookie sometimes."
The French Word for 'Shit'
Marie attempts to teach the cast the French word 'merde', leading to a chaotic misunderstanding where the Americans think she is saying 'put down the mayor'.
"Put down the mayor? No, put down the mayor because we picked up the mayor of this town."
The SpongeBob Musical: Fish Number Three's Life Story
Kelly Ann pitches her new Off-Off-Broadway show in Russia based on the 'My Leg!' guy from SpongeBob, leading to a complex romantic ultimatum involving the show's funding.
"It's the SpongeBob musical and there's a fish number three and we're doing his life story."
French Confessions and the Toyota Tacoma Ad
In a dramatic finale, Kelly Ann insults Tyler's appearance in detail before Carol Ann attempts to salvage the scene with a blatant Toyota product placement and a French declaration of love.
"I think his hair is brown but a color of brown that is not pleasing to the eye like a mouse."
The Cast of 'Nance in France' Reunites
The cast of the hit comedy 'Nance in France' reunites to discuss their time filming on location. Tyler O'Hern immediately reveals he has adopted a fake French accent despite being from St. Louis.
"I am actually legitimately from France and so to hear you sort of adopt this persona is incredibly triggering for me."