Chester A. Arthur
An actor who plays Bigs the Hacker on the show Space Spaceship.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10The 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' of Sci-Fi Episodes
The cast reviews a scene from the planet Vulpexia where the showrunners attempted to tackle every single modern-day social issue in a single four-minute scene, including pollution, stolen land, and ball-of-light pregnancy.
"I just took a pregnancy test. I'm pregnant and I have no access to getting rid of the baby and I'm a ball of light."
"They think it's all right to dress up as animals and have sex."
"It appears that there's a group of children aliens and they have stepparents and that's okay."
The Hacked Eyebrow Monologue
A scene is shown where Krylon is 'hacked' by his home planet, leading to a bizarre sequence of Instagram filters and a political subplot where the crew abandons him on a swampy planet to 'make it great again.'
"Exposure up. Saturation down. No. Saturation split the difference."
"I'd hand my hat on that."
"Clear the swamp."
Convention Circuit Grievances
As the episode ends, the actors list the increasingly specific and disturbing items they will no longer sign at fan conventions, including rolls of cookie dough and boxes of Plan B.
"I will not sign Funko anymore. I'm just sick of everybody's using the blue ink pen."
"I'm not signing any more rolls of cookie dough."
"I won't be signing any boxes of Plan B."
Captain Crutch's Butterfly Wings and Daryl's 25-Year Hiatus
Jeremy Culhane's character discusses his butterfly wings that give him confidence, while Patrick McDonald's character Daryl reveals he spent 25 years painting houses white after the original show ended.
"If you needed white, you call Daryl."
"You don't need to fly. We're in space, you know."
The Toy Maker's Revenge and the Cupcake-Shaped Action Figure
The cast discusses the new 'inaction' figures, which are shaped like tubes with muffin tops because Daryl offended the toy maker by laughing at his wife for eating lipstick at Sephora.
"His wife is a secret shopper at Sephora and she got fired for eating all the lipstick."
"It's like when you take a cupcake and you do the thing where you cut it in half and you put the bottom on top."
The Science of Black Holing
The cast discusses the scientific accuracy of the show, revealing that 'black hole' was used as a verb in the original series and has since become a frat house term for chugging beer.
"I didn't know that black hole could be a verb."
"Dude, you're black holeing me right now."
The Toy Maker's Midnight Visit
Quinn Miranda describes a terrifying encounter where the show's toy maker broke into her house at night to test the 'button placement' on her neck for her action figure.
"One time I awoke in the middle of the night and the toy maker was standing over my bed."
"He took two fingers and he put them in my neck."
The Pilot's Third Axis
Chester A. Arthur performs a dramatic reenactment of the show's complex piloting sequences, highlighting the confusing addition of a Z-axis that only appears in the pilot episode.
"We introduce Z in the pilot. That's how you know it's not the normal show."
"Lever up, lever down. Button up, button down."
The Showrunner on the Swing
The cast complains about their 'terrible hang' showrunner who conducts all business while wearing sunglasses on an indoor swing and refuses to speak unless someone is pushing him.
"Swinging takes up so much mental space you couldn't possibly talk."
"The only way you could talk to him is if you pushed."
The Cast of Space Spaceship Introduces the Punctuation of Their Title
The cast of the new sci-fi reboot explains that their show title is actually 'Space [Spacebar] Spaceship' and discusses the strict NDA pass that will edit their conversation.
"The space in the middle is the space you'd take when you're typing it. So, space space bar space ship."