Cody-AK/Bare
cold plunge influencer and inventor of the mobile cold plunge
Highlight Bits & Quotes
5Alpha Male Optimization and the Nefarious Penicillin Spike
Cody-AK explains his 'man focusing' body language and addresses allegations of juicing, claiming his payroll of 45 nefarious employees might be spiking his penicillin with HGH against his wishes.
"It's the man cave on Google Maps."
"I make sure that the angles are optimized so that they're all acute."
"I make sure that the angles are optimized so that they're all acute so that I look masculine when I pick it up."
"I will pay you $45,000 a year plus healthcare if you spike my penicillin with HGH. Your choice."
Nestle Toll House Cold Press Shots and Homemade Chlorine
Chuck Ribs pitches her raw cookie dough health shots while Siri Guru Johnston admits to making homemade chlorine and Claritin out of tortillas to keep her kids 'sustainable'.
"14,000 grams of pure kerosene. It is flammable."
"I'm taking tortillas and I'm putting them in my Sylvia Plath oven, cutting them up and sticking them on my sweet Dylan's little nose."
"If I'm just making things for my kids to play with that are sustainable, then call me a scientist."
The Final Om and the Big Pharma Homecoming
The panel attempts a group meditation that devolves into a chaotic domestic scene involving horse growth hormones, ketamine-laced food, and 'showbiz jugs'.
"Honey are you home from Big Pharma? I made you some homemade ham."
"I need the 48 pack of human growth hormone, not the 24. And it's the kind for horses, right?"
"That's why they call it showbiz jugs. Goodnight Hollywood!"
Cody-AK/Bare and the Mobile Cold Plunge
Cody introduces his brand of 'mobile cold plunge' which he describes as being shaped like Gogurt. He explains his concept of 'brain screams'—profound thoughts achieved only through extreme cold exposure.
"It's like Gogurt because it's cold plunge in your pocket."
"I had a brain scream recently that was just like lizards and birds would get along if they spoke the same language."
The Collective Breath and Chocolate Air
The panel of wellness influencers attempts to ground themselves with a collective breath, which quickly escalates into competitive breathing and Jeremy's character describing the air as tasting like 'chocolate energy'.
"Can we take a collective breath maybe real quick?"
"The air should remind you and taste like chocolate."
"I believe the only people that can actually take deep breaths are people who have had children."