Dan "Little Cody" Dallas
The director of Farmhouse 4 who uses a puppet persona to avoid legal liability.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
9The Prop Master's Murderous Inventory
Gloria Squink reveals that many of her props were actually used as murder weapons during the production, including a tie-dye t-shirt and a chainsaw.
"14 people died during the making of this movie."
"They're finding all of your props in these people's bodies."
"Some people were strangled with a tie-dye T-shirt."
Alibis and Confessions 'Just for Funsies'
The group attempts to establish alibis for the various on-set murders, using the legal loophole that anything said 'just for funsies' cannot be used as a confession in court.
"Nothing for fun can be used for crime."
"I once robbed a bank just for funsies when I was in my very early 20s."
"It doesn't count as a confession if it's in an icebreaker exercise."
The Final Murder Confessions
As the podcast ends, the panelists casually admit to various murders on set, including the death of the man in the snowman suit, before deciding to kill the studio staff.
"I did chop up that girl."
"It was me who put Sean in the snowman suit."
"We have to kill the people running this podcast studio now."
Gemma Guitar's Ultra-Charity and Name Erasure
Gemma reveals she quit acting to start a 501(c) non-profit for 'Lazy Couch Potatoes' and laments that the director never gave her character a name beyond 'Young Hot Female Lead'.
"A 501(c) is technically to benefit no one, although we are pushing back on that."
"You were always young hot female lead."
The Little Cody Press Junket Gambit
Director Dan Dallas explains his legal strategy of pretending to be a character named 'Little Cody' during press junkets to avoid answering for the tragedies on set.
"It's Jeff Dunham rules. You're not being racist, it's the doll."
"Little Cody is one of the most ignorant little children I've ever met."
The Pinball Machine Easter Egg Obsession
Dan Dallas reveals his directorial signature: placing a pinball machine in every shot, even on a desolate dock during a town-wide blackout.
"It was the Baywatch machine, but the thing about it was a blackout throughout the whole town."
"I'd say it's more of like a goose egg or a dinosaur egg because it's very obvious."
Smurf-Face and the Snowman Murder
Jon Duggery discusses his role as 'The Bad Guy' which required layers of blue tree sap paint, while the group clarifies that a crew member's death was initially reported as an 'inflatable snowman falling apart'.
"We kept referring to it as this inflatable snowman that fell apart when in fact it was a human being."
"That tree sap smelled like a cat's vagina."
The Voice of the Demon Cow
Chapel Scott reveals she was the live on-set voice of the 'Scary Ugly Demon Cow', often screaming while riding on the boom operator's shoulders to achieve the right sound quality.
"I'm the voice of the scary scary ugly demon cow in Farmhouse."
"I think Lars von Trier absolutely ripped off Farmhouse 3."
The Cast and Crew of Farmhouse 4 Reunite
The survivors of the 80s slasher film 'Farmhouse 4' gather to discuss the healing process and the bizarre tragedies that occurred during production.
"Grab your friends, grab your pitchforks, and let's listen in."