Daryl
The actor who played the original cyborg Doipy and spent 25 years painting houses white.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' of Sci-Fi Episodes
The cast reviews a scene from the planet Vulpexia where the showrunners attempted to tackle every single modern-day social issue in a single four-minute scene, including pollution, stolen land, and ball-of-light pregnancy.
"I just took a pregnancy test. I'm pregnant and I have no access to getting rid of the baby and I'm a ball of light."
"They think it's all right to dress up as animals and have sex."
"It appears that there's a group of children aliens and they have stepparents and that's okay."
The Hacked Eyebrow Monologue
A scene is shown where Krylon is 'hacked' by his home planet, leading to a bizarre sequence of Instagram filters and a political subplot where the crew abandons him on a swampy planet to 'make it great again.'
"Exposure up. Saturation down. No. Saturation split the difference."
"I'd hand my hat on that."
"Clear the swamp."
Convention Circuit Grievances
As the episode ends, the actors list the increasingly specific and disturbing items they will no longer sign at fan conventions, including rolls of cookie dough and boxes of Plan B.
"I will not sign Funko anymore. I'm just sick of everybody's using the blue ink pen."
"I'm not signing any more rolls of cookie dough."
"I won't be signing any boxes of Plan B."
Captain Crutch's Butterfly Wings and Daryl's 25-Year Hiatus
Jeremy Culhane's character discusses his butterfly wings that give him confidence, while Patrick McDonald's character Daryl reveals he spent 25 years painting houses white after the original show ended.
"If you needed white, you call Daryl."
"You don't need to fly. We're in space, you know."
The Toy Maker's Revenge and the Cupcake-Shaped Action Figure
The cast discusses the new 'inaction' figures, which are shaped like tubes with muffin tops because Daryl offended the toy maker by laughing at his wife for eating lipstick at Sephora.
"His wife is a secret shopper at Sephora and she got fired for eating all the lipstick."
"It's like when you take a cupcake and you do the thing where you cut it in half and you put the bottom on top."
Quinn Miranda's Physical Performance
The cast praises Angela's physical commitment to playing a ball of light, which involved wearing a blue suit and running, somersaulting, and crawling across the set while being balanced on a seesaw.
"Hey, my ball is up here."
"I have to sound like I'm just floating, which is hard."
The Krylon Alien Race and the Art of Eyebrow Communication
Eugene Cordero's character discusses taking over the role of Krylon from an actor named Ted who moved to Madagascar. He explains that his race speaks through their eyebrows and requires seven hours of makeup to glue his mouth shut.
"The Kryon people or the Kryon aliens I should say, you know, they speak through their eyebrows."
The Cast of Space Spaceship Introduces the Punctuation of Their Title
The cast of the new sci-fi reboot explains that their show title is actually 'Space [Spacebar] Spaceship' and discusses the strict NDA pass that will edit their conversation.
"The space in the middle is the space you'd take when you're typing it. So, space space bar space ship."