Delilah Guitarra
A country singer from a legendary musical family who writes about her ex-husband's 'mud juicing'.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The Michael Phelps Infidelity Album
The Ex-Wife of Michael Phelps reveals her album 'Fuck You, I Found You' was inspired by finding her husband with five women at a spa, including a seductive home-wrecker named Junior.
"I found him fucking five women at that Wii Spa."
"A seductive home wrecker named Junior."
"Sometimes demons come in a beautiful man."
Jean Viver's Sphere Residency
Jean Viver describes his upcoming residency at the Las Vegas Sphere, which will feature a practical set of his Culver City apartment, stress balls dropped from the roof, and a chamomile tea cannon.
"We're only using 1/90th of the Sphere to do my kind of like apartment in Culver City."
"They're going to do a chamomile tea cannon, right?"
"Practical set, dark screens."
Stinky Little Dick in the Peanut Butter Sauce
Delilah Guitarra performs her controversial B-side about an ex-lover's unfortunate encounter with a jar of Thai peanut sauce, leading to a detailed discussion on the logistics of jar oxidation and decanting.
"Get this lid off of the penis. Then we go to the hospital."
"We keep the jars hollowed out to oxidize them before we put them in the fridge."
"It's sort of like if you've ever decanted a glass of wine, we do the same with our jars of peanut butter sauce."
Grammy Performance Spoilers and Janitorial Exes
The panel discusses their upcoming Grammy medley involving burning flags of their exes, while Cindy reveals her ex-husband will be cleaning up his own ashes as part of the janitorial staff.
"I hope he cleans up his own ashes."
"I represent divorced women all over the world. They look to me to treat my ex like shit."
"War has begun and it's not going to end until it can't happen anymore."
The 'We Are the World' of Breakups
The artists unite for a grand finale medley, combining their disparate styles into a chaotic anthem about mud, peanut sauce, and the fastest swimmers being terrible lovers.
"You can be the fastest swimmer but a terrible lover. Amen."
"Stick your dick in the mud."
"That was like We Are the World but for breakups."
The New Face of BuzzBall
Cindy Elizabeth Wright discusses her brand deals with BuzzBall, including a Diet Mudslide flavor and a collaboration with IHOP involving alcoholic syrup and hash brown flavors.
"I'm the new face of BuzzBall. Check out the new Diet Mudslide."
The Legend of Mud Juicing
Delilah Guitarra recounts catching her husband Eddie 'mud juicing'—a bizarre act involving a pile of mud and buckets of orange juice—which she considers a form of adultery.
"If his hard dick is in mud and juice, that's cheating."
The Breakup Songwriters Roundtable
The panel of musicians introduces themselves, discussing the trauma and celebration of writing albums about their exes, featuring a mix of high-energy rebellion and somber reflection.
"What was our trauma is now our celebration."