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Diego

Diego
Angela GiarratanaDebut: #17 The Craftsmen of Craft Services (w/Carl Tart)1 appearance
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"A 21-year-old craft services worker for Tits Productions in the adult film industry."

Highlight Bits & Quotes

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18:50 (1m 45s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Crafty in the Adult Film Industry (Part 2)

Diego explains the high-pressure world of craft services for Tits Productions, where union breaks don't exist and opening a bag of chips requires leaving the building.

"I have to leave the building to open that bag of Doritos because we're rolling."

"I'm in the porn industry and crafty's different. Another world, another world."

"If I have to give an actor a bag of Doritos, I have to leave the building to open that bag of Doritos 'cause we're rolling."

#Adult Film#Production#Doritos#Union Rules#Audio Production
1:50 (45s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Backbone of the Industry is in the Stomach

The panel of craft services and catering experts introduce themselves, ranging from high-end catering to a guy who just works for a large crafty company.

"The backbone of the industry is in the stomach, and these folks are providing the food."

"This is Diego from Crafty. I work under a big crafty company. It's not my company."

#Catering#Craft Services#Production
2:36 (1m 29s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Willie Freedman's NBC Barbecue Legacy

Willie Freedman discusses his long career serving barbecue on classic NBC sets and reveals Jennifer Aniston's specific, spice-free brisket preferences.

"If you need a drink, have a full cup of barbecue sauce."

"Jen Aniston was a freak. And she would come up to me every day and say, give me some of that moist brisket, Willie."

#Barbecue#Sitcoms#Celebrity Secrets
4:15 (29s)
ESCALATION

The Jeff Bridges Suicide Bowl

Don Woman describes Jeff Bridges' unique eating habit of mixing every single catering item into one massive barrel-sized bowl, known as a 'suicide'.

"Jeff Bridges comes up and he likes to do a suicide, which is like a soda, but he does it with all the food on the plate."

"It is the size, it could hold probably 85 apples. It's a big bowl, it's more like a barrel."

#Coen Brothers#Catering#Celebrity Habits
30:21 (1m 18s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Don Woman's Treasonous Navy Lasagna

Don Woman recounts his origin story in the Navy, where his cooking was so delicious it allegedly made the boat too heavy to move, leading to a court-martial for 'intentionally fattening up the troops' as a suspected spy.

"They called me the Hansel and Gretel witch of the Navy."

"I didn't actively try to destroy any soldiers. I can't judge someone off an accent, but they were Russian, you know?"

#Military#Espionage#Catering
43:32 (1m 1s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

Diego's Porn Industry Crafty Constraints

Diego describes the high-pressure environment of Tits Productions, where he must leave the building to open a bag of Doritos to avoid ruining the audio of non-stop rolling scenes.

"I'm in the porn industry and crafty's different."

"I have to leave the building to open that bag of Doritos because we're rolling."

#Adult Film#Production Audio#Snack Logistics
9:44 (54s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Crafty in the Adult Film Industry

Diego explains the high-pressure world of craft services for Tits Productions, where union breaks don't exist and opening a bag of chips requires leaving the building.

"I work for Tits Productions, so it's different. I'm in the porn industry and crafty's different."

#Adult Film#Production#Doritos

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