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Don Woman
Patrick McDonaldDebut: #17 The Craftsmen of Craft Services (w/Carl Tart)1 appearance
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"Owner of Woman's Catering, a former Navy cook who specializes in 'suicide' bowls for Jeff Bridges."

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18:50 (1m 45s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Crafty in the Adult Film Industry (Part 2)

Diego explains the high-pressure world of craft services for Tits Productions, where union breaks don't exist and opening a bag of chips requires leaving the building.

"I have to leave the building to open that bag of Doritos because we're rolling."

"I'm in the porn industry and crafty's different. Another world, another world."

"If I have to give an actor a bag of Doritos, I have to leave the building to open that bag of Doritos 'cause we're rolling."

With:DiegoDonna FredonGlen RichardsWillie Freedman
#Adult Film#Production#Doritos#Union Rules#Audio Production
41:36 (1m 44s)
VISUAL_GAG

The Bridges Bowl and the Mandalorian Maldives Incident

Don Woman describes Jeff Bridges' 'suicide' food bowls, while Glen Richards recounts a disastrous catering stint on The Mandalorian that left the cast ill in the Maldives.

"We call it the Bridges Bowl. It's more like a barrel."

"Everybody's shitting their brains out in Star Wars costumes."

"The name of the game is if you have fish, put it inside."

With:Glen RichardsDonna Fredon
#Set Accidents#Catering#Star Wars
1:50 (45s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Backbone of the Industry is in the Stomach

The panel of craft services and catering experts introduce themselves, ranging from high-end catering to a guy who just works for a large crafty company.

"The backbone of the industry is in the stomach, and these folks are providing the food."

"This is Diego from Crafty. I work under a big crafty company. It's not my company."

With:Glen RichardsDonna FredonDiegoWillie Freedman
#Catering#Craft Services#Production
4:15 (29s)
ESCALATION

The Jeff Bridges Suicide Bowl

Don Woman describes Jeff Bridges' unique eating habit of mixing every single catering item into one massive barrel-sized bowl, known as a 'suicide'.

"Jeff Bridges comes up and he likes to do a suicide, which is like a soda, but he does it with all the food on the plate."

"It is the size, it could hold probably 85 apples. It's a big bowl, it's more like a barrel."

With:Diego
#Coen Brothers#Catering#Celebrity Habits
20:36 (1m 49s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

Willie Freedman's Moist Brisket and NBC Sitcom History

Willie Freedman discusses his long career serving BBQ on classic NBC sets like Friends and Frasier, specifically recalling Jennifer Aniston's love for his 'moist brisket' and her lack of spice tolerance.

"I just have a table full of barbecue all day long."

"Jen Aniston was no spice on the brisket. So I just used regular, the Holy Trinity, SPG: salt, pepper, garlic."

With:Willie FreedmanGlen RichardsDonna Fredon
#Barbecue#Sitcoms#Celebrity Diet
30:21 (1m 18s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Don Woman's Treasonous Navy Lasagna

Don Woman recounts his origin story in the Navy, where his cooking was so delicious it allegedly made the boat too heavy to move, leading to a court-martial for 'intentionally fattening up the troops' as a suspected spy.

"They called me the Hansel and Gretel witch of the Navy."

"I didn't actively try to destroy any soldiers. I can't judge someone off an accent, but they were Russian, you know?"

With:Donna FredonDiego
#Military#Espionage#Catering
9:44 (54s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Crafty in the Adult Film Industry

Diego explains the high-pressure world of craft services for Tits Productions, where union breaks don't exist and opening a bag of chips requires leaving the building.

"I work for Tits Productions, so it's different. I'm in the porn industry and crafty's different."

With:DiegoDonna Fredon
#Adult Film#Production#Doritos

Episode Appearances (1)

Featured Episode2021-09-29
#17 The Craftsmen of Craft Services (w/Carl Tart)Episode Breakdown