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Don

Don
Jeremy CulhaneDebut: #14 Short Film, Big Crew (w/ Artoun Nazareth)1 appearance
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"The caffeine-addicted Script Supervisor focused on keeping his scripts physically dry."

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1:50 (48s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Crew of Sunlight Roll Call

The crew of the Sundance short film 'Sunlight' introduces themselves, revealing a hierarchy of low-level production roles including a career PA and a 'second second' assistant director.

"My name is Frederick Jensen and I've been an assistant director for at least this production."

"I am Carrie Johnson and I am a career PA. I love to do it, there is nothing better."

"My name is Don and I was the script sup. I, you know, took care of the script stuff."

#Film Production#Sundance#Crew Hierarchy
2:39 (1m 41s)
VISUAL_GAG

The Frappuccino Crisis and Arctic Misery

Don recounts a traumatic day on set when his Frappuccino was missing, leading to a reveal that the crew was forced to work naked in Antarctica to build 'family' while the actors got parkas.

"It was the second day of shooting and I didn't have my frap. And I just lost it for a second there."

"We all had to get into our unmentionables and it was freezing and we were completely miserable."

"They would give the actors the parkas after they would shoot. We had to stay clothesless."

#Craft Services#On-Set Trauma#Method Directing
8:20 (1m 15s)
ESCALATION

Jango's Duct Tape Miracle and Failure

Jango discusses her lifelong obsession with duct tape, including taping an iceberg back together, but breaks down over her inability to tape the director to the ice to prevent his death.

"The way you gaff taped that iceberg back together, I mean, why we have global warming? Just send you in there."

"Some stuff doesn't tape. Sometimes you can't tape things back together and you have to know that you aren't God."

"I've not been able to tape a director to a cube of ice and then he fell."

#Gaffer#Production Design#Equipment Failure
18:45 (1m 10s)
CALLBACK

The Script Supervisor's Secret Duty

Don reveals that the most important part of being a script supervisor is keeping the physical paper scripts dry, as wet ink leads to illegible lines and professional embarrassment.

"A big part of what we do is making sure the scripts stay dry."

"If a script gets wet I can't read it, I can't tell what's going on in a scene."

"I'm sorry my script is wet. I'm so sorry."

#Continuity#Script Supervisor#Paperwork
21:27 (2m 1s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Crew of Sunlight: A Sundance Panel of Underappreciated Laborers

The cast of the short film 'Sunlight' is unavailable, so the panel features the crew: an AD, a gaffer, a career PA, a second-second, and a script supervisor, all sharing their traumatic production stories.

"My name is Frederick Jensen and I've been an assistant director for at least this production and the director's last short film."

"Hey, I'm Carrie Johnson and I am a career PA. I love to do it, there is nothing better."

"Donny boy! Donny with the Frappuccinos!"

#Film Production#Sundance#Crew Life

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